Asheatsspiders - Ash !!

thank you!! i am also hoping i get the part too LMAO

(i have a feeling i might start bawling my eyes out during canceling the bar mitzvah, or any of the last 40 minutes)

hello fellow falsettos/other musical fans!!

i have an upcoming audition for jason from falsettos, and i need help finding an audition song. preferably something by william finn, but anything works!

“Wolves are such vicious beasts”

Also wolf:

BYEEEE

guys just started yellowjackets this is really scratching my hannibal itch.

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.

And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.

my partner and I had an "you just want me to cook for you and fuck and don't pay enough attention to me" argument so I suggested to watch some musical together

but I didn't think about falsettos not being a great choice for that.

damn we got 9/11 tomorrow