I’ve come to say hello to the gang!!! And offer everyone a nice bottle of almond water! It helps you keep your sanity, so as you can probably imagine, I have a whole ahh wine cellar full of almond water :) just so I can tolerate people. Would anyone like some?
Not a lot of them can have liquids…
Okay so I had an idea
Shrignold+Lamp=Shrimp
Tony, I want to give you a rat.
-rat giving anon
Tony:Thank you!
Slorp
hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
Woo! I finally made an account to just exist on! @fizzle-faz is now up and running
Feel free to excessively send questions at me. Or go ahead and just chat, tell me about your interests!
got any games on your Computer?
I believe it’s time for a proper introduction. Welcome! I am the mod @fizzle-faz, or just Fizzle, and I hope you enjoy my dhmis shitposts!
-WARNING-
This blog will contain:
•Swearing (it’s mostly just this tbh)
•Substance use
•Eyebleed colors
•Absolutely horrendous art
•And maybe a little NSFW
- If you’d like to ask something, please express who it’s directed at (or else I get to pick)
- If you have multiple questions, please send them separately
-Please keep your questions mostly SFW! (Unless it’s funny, then it’s fine.)
-Nothing hateful! Just be nice
And join our Brendon Kitty Uprising!
*sad sketchbook noises* We failed them…
hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak
I'm so sorry for what I put you all through
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