Ask-an-andalite - Just Another Alien

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Fall vibes with Ardra! Just your average Scottish mountain woman winning the heart of a certain royal with ice powers. I just wrote a little post about her and Elsa’s relationship for those interested! It’s super basic in the post, so feel free to ask questions!

https://catloafs.tumblr.com/post/189243305230/with-frozen-2-out-i-decided-to-post-some-older

Ardra is one with nature, so the enchanted forest would be an ideal place for her to be!

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Some humans walk over hot coals barefoot

Korr: *inhale*

Korr: I don’t know how you humans have survived for so long, but something in me admires your sheer tenacity.

((A/N: Apologies for the quality drop; photos turned blurry for some reason.))

I mean, Humans didn't start right of doing those things Korr. Someone had to invent those ideas. by the way, the 'knifeshoes' are called ice skates. I wouldn't recommend trying it, mainly because it requires a skilled balance I'm sure someone only morphed human wouldn't achieve. Heck, I'm a real human and I enjoy slipping on the ice more than skating on it. By the way, have you tasted human food yet?

Korr: I suppose that makes sense. I have enough trouble tailless and with two hooves - feet - even on solid ground.

Korr: And oh, yes! Human taste buds are really quite marvelous.

Yes, I do have a rough design for Muffet’s mother, along with a rather in-depth headcanon about Muffet, her mother, and her age (both physical and actual), but I won’t go into those here. Possibly in another post. The captions on the right, which got a little cut off while scanning, read:

*The spiders are our cousins. I am their queen, as you will be someday, and they are very much like us - but many people hate them. That is why we must protect them.

*Because they fear them.

*That, my little miss Muffet, I do not know.

oh my gods that’s the fluffiest Andalite I’ve ever seen

sorry that was my first thought

hork-bajir chronicles are my fav and aldrea-iskillion-falan is good

Hey, what's an andalite?

[Korr: How did you find this blog, if you don’t… Hm, maybe my security’s not as good as I thought. (No, that’s absurd.)

Korr: Put simply, I am an andalite. We’re a species from far away, far technologically superior to you humans. We’re currently at war with the Yeerks, a species of parasites trying to infest Earth. There are a couple of small groups here combating them. You know, standard stuff.]

<How has your species stayed alive so long????>

Can you walk on ice?

It’s hard enough with four legs, never mind only two.

[Korr: Walk on… ice? Is that at hing humans do?

Korr: …Why?]

Character Expressions!

A super-belated celebration of hitting 1000 followers. The challenge? Draw your OC’s expression in/reacting to the listed situations. Do them in order or have followers send asks. Remember to reblog, not repost. Have fun! :D

Dropping ice cream on the ground

Finally completing a level in a video game they were stuck on for months

“Don’t touch me”

Alarm clock just went off

Just got assigned a lot of work

Watching a fictional character they love die

“Oh what’s that thing”

“aAGH I SHOULDN’T HAVE TOUCHED THAT THING”

Just actually slipped on a banana peel

Being blamed for something they didn’t do

Just ran for an extended period of time

Being sent an email that’s entirely in wingdings

Receiving anon hate

Having money thrown at them

Just brought fast food home and looked in the bag to see it’s not what they ordered

About to be hit in the face with a rotten tomato

Startled by a doorbell

Getting paid very little for a tedious task

Getting paid a lot for a tedious task

Failed to make a bubble with bubble gum

Just received socks as a gift

Seeing their favorite animal

Seeing their favorite person

Someone pronouncing their name horribly wrong

Eating something gross

Trying hard not to burst into tears in front of a crowd

Someone accidentally touches their sunburn

Realizing they spelled their own name wrong on something they gave to a friend

Booing someone off of a stage

Being booed off of a stage

Getting flipped off

Receiving an email with the entire Bee Movie script

Realizing they’re about to fall down the stairs

Having a fan blown in their face

About to tackle-hug someone

About to receive a tackle-hug

Accidentally burned themself with hot glue

Looking in the mirror and realizing someone drew on their face while they slept

Seeing something they desperately want to buy

Eating something hot and realizing it was probably too hot to eat

What if you turned rainbow colored?

[Korr: Without morphing? I should be very disturbed.Eliza, in the distance: Gay!Korr: I thought you were leaving.]

[A/N: oh look, colors]