*playing Phasmophobia*

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

If these questions were for spirits then they're perfect for you!

Are you a pussy? -Cer

Do you like pussy? -Cer

Do you have a nice ass? -Liz

Nice stream by the way.

Omg I ask those questions all the time :O

-Den 🇩🇰

(Thank you uwu)

https://discord.gg/UX29aH5RdJ 

Finland 🇫🇮: *sits down to do some work* I can do it! Super motivation activated!

Sweden 🇸🇪: *amusingly watches Finland knowing what's about to go down*

Finland 🇫🇮: *sees PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS* *rips book to shreds*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Shall we get ice cream?

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes 🥰

I've got two hands... So... Imagine if I held hands with one of you😳... Jkjk... Unless?

-NZ

Denmark 🇩🇰: OMG I HAVE HANDS TOO 😳😳😳😳😳

*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m moving my wiimote but it’s not working :(

Norway 🇳🇴: You’re looking at the wrong bit of the screen you idiot, you’re on the top half

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I am, sorry I’m used to being on bottom

Okay this took us way too long to respond to but oh well lmfao

We decided we weren’t going to make ourselves and ALL the Nordics so you can have us and the Nordics we kin hehe, so we have:

Lizard and Denmark

Cereal and Iceland

Just gonna tag @never-enough-fandoms @karinsnightmareparty @nine-states-of-chaos and whoever else wants to do it, feel free :)

make yourself and your muse/s!

@ask-clubs-kingdom-headguard @ask-thejokers @cards-of-the-royal-guard @ask-the-avaricious-joker

Don’t eat pufferfish, kids!  -Den 🇩🇰

*playing mario kart, specifically dragon driftway*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god my mind doesn’t think in this many dimensions

Iceland 🇮🇸: Clearly your brain is only 2D

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m just a 2D kinda guy 😎

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I drove head first into a banana

Norway 🇳🇴: Banana straight to the mouth

Denmark 🇩🇰: The dream 😩

Iceland 🇮🇸:

Came to bully 9 year olds, I ended up getting bullied instead. RIP me  -Ice 🇮🇸