Yo Flareon, Why Do You Want To Kill Lance?

Yo Flareon, why do you want to kill Lance?

*the Flareon flinched looking around* Flareon: great, I'm hearing voices..... I'm not actually going to kill him, mostly beat him unconscious. And the reason if for him hiding in the mountains, it's fücking freezing!

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2 years ago

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3 years ago

Lance, what makes you so sure you're a king, hmm?

Lance: simple, when I was an eevee my mother and father would always say I was destined for greatness. What's greater than being a king? Exactly, nothing.

2 years ago

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