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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

JUST LET ME BE.

Lance, you best get to steppin' NOW!

(the glaceon looks visibly terrified and panicked) lance: I know! I just need to think about where to go!.... She's going to keep finding me....

I laugh and continue to kiss her on the neck, one of my hands reaching down and grabbing her bottom

Pepper wagged her tail: oh, you seem really friendly, I'm guessing you like Flareons~

Blood: What kind of king are you supposed to be, if i may ask?

Lance: I'm the king of this mountain, I rule over the snow and the pokemon that live on this mountain.

My liege. We've arrived with tribute from the outside world.

Thirty-two boxes of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Does this please you?

(Lance's ears perk up and he sits up to keep his tail from wagging) lance: it pleases me a great amount, thank you subject.