Coñe Como Mola

Lance pokes the human on the leg making her yelp in surprise. "Hello human, I require your assistance against a crazy pokemon trying to assassinate me and you are you closest person I can ask"

The human looks at lance with a smile. "There you are little guy, I was worried something happened to you. She raised her camera and took a picture of him." Before sighing. "I wish I could understand what you're saying"

hey lance. do you think that rockruff could work for you?

*Lance nods*: I shall try. (He walked over to the rockruff glaring at him." Hello young one, how would you like to serve under a king?

???: How would you like to have your ear ripped off!? (The rockruff growls)

Quick, Lances. I have Pepper distracted for the time being! Go, and seek refuge.

Lace yawns: I'm already in shelter, I'm with this strange human named Yumi. She says she's a pokemon researcher.

Does she look friendly? Might be a good idea.

Lance: she usually just takes pictures of me so hopefully it is! (He started heading towards where he usually saw the human)

Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.

Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

i just know stan oscillates between gleeful teasing and actual mortification from his brother's past relationship