(I'm Half Asleep And Using A Incorrect Qoat Generator And I Have To Share This Because It's Hilarious

(I'm half asleep and using a incorrect qoat generator and I have to share this because it's hilarious to me.)

Hoppy hopscotch , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Kicken chicken : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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2 years ago

Lance pokes the human on the leg making her yelp in surprise. "Hello human, I require your assistance against a crazy pokemon trying to assassinate me and you are you closest person I can ask"

The human looks at lance with a smile. "There you are little guy, I was worried something happened to you. She raised her camera and took a picture of him." Before sighing. "I wish I could understand what you're saying"

2 years ago

hey pepper you look beautiful today

Pepper smirks: of course I look beautiful, I always do ~ (she purrs happily)


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Blood: What kind of king are you supposed to be, if i may ask?

Lance: I'm the king of this mountain, I rule over the snow and the pokemon that live on this mountain.


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11 months ago

idk why i expected to find regular show gifs when i searched muscle man in the tumblr gif search that was purely wishful thinking

4 years ago

"ask your king what you want peasants." Lance said with a purr

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