(I'm half asleep and using a incorrect qoat generator and I have to share this because it's hilarious to me.)
Hoppy hopscotch , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Kicken chicken : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
Lance pokes the human on the leg making her yelp in surprise. "Hello human, I require your assistance against a crazy pokemon trying to assassinate me and you are you closest person I can ask"
The human looks at lance with a smile. "There you are little guy, I was worried something happened to you. She raised her camera and took a picture of him." Before sighing. "I wish I could understand what you're saying"
hey pepper you look beautiful today
Pepper smirks: of course I look beautiful, I always do ~ (she purrs happily)
Blood: What kind of king are you supposed to be, if i may ask?
Lance: I'm the king of this mountain, I rule over the snow and the pokemon that live on this mountain.
idk why i expected to find regular show gifs when i searched muscle man in the tumblr gif search that was purely wishful thinking
"ask your king what you want peasants." Lance said with a purr
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