Eret, What Do You Think About You X Hiccup?

Eret: 😳😳😳

Dagur: Ooh man! I'm so gonna use it!

Eret: Come on man, really? It's not even real me!

Viggo: Well, it's just as arrogant as you. And full of itself.

Eret: THATS! NOT! ME! 😡

Dagur: I can't wait to have fun with this! Oh! I'm gonna ask you both same questions and compare your reactions!

Eret: Yeah but only the real Eret can hurt you! Give me that phone!

Dagur: Oh shit! *runs away from Eret*

Viggo: *watches them run* Hhmm.... Compare their reactions, huh? That could help with getting things done.

Dear Thor.

DEAR THOR😰

DEAR ODIN😭

@ziggityzigg LOOK AT THIS🪦

do you guys like cats? :0

Dagur: Except for Eret me and Viggo do. I always liked cats and their funny crazy behavior. They remind me of me in a way.

Viggo: Because they're destructive and hairy?

Dagur: So you don't like cats?

Viggo: I do. Just not cats that act like you.

Dagur: Touche.

Eret: Aaww, thank you! That's such an adorable picture of us! And no, I'm actually just found of his smell due my years on the sea and moving around reindeers a lot 😅

Eret: But I like the idea! I might use it as a deodorant so Hiccup and the rest will give me a break from time to time. Or I might use it on twins to show them I'm the greatest prankster 🤩

Eret: I'll have to think about it better. Anyway, thank you again. For both of us, right Slimey?

Can I request Eret with Slimeball from RoB please?Since he likes the smell of his slime for some reason.....

I'm not sure if you drew Cavern crasher already or not.

They are good friends :)

I imagine it's like Snotlout and the Nightmare gel, Eret probably uses it for like hair gel or deodorant or something

Dragon #107 - Slimeball (Rise of Berk) and Eret :]

Solved mystery behind Lars number 2.

In RoB Twins mentioned cousin Lars already, which means that in RttE they used Lars number 2 to avoid possible confusion that Twins are related to Grimmborns.

Which and let's be honest there would be freakin funny XD

Viggo: No, it certainly would not....

Chilli it, Viggy.

Viggo: Don't call me that.

Viggy?

Wiggly Viggy?

Wiggle wiggly Vigg-

Viggo: ENOUGH!!!

Eret, tell me what you’ve been doing for the past time as Drago’s basically slave. What did u do in your free time if u got any??

Eret: Oh, I'm not sure if you will like that answer my friend. But I'll tell you. Besides spending most of the month trying to not repeat coming empty handed to him, ........... I.. I used to spend quite some time drinking my worries away, seeking a pleasant comfort in a both woman and men company to just for a few hours forget about what kind of life I'm in. I was in. The hungovers after were horrible and often kept me regretting... But that pain was my choice. Noone else caused me that pain and so I was in those morning aware that I'm alive. Suffering from my get aways but alive.

Eret: As for the free time when I wasn't drinking or bedding with someone? I spent my time whitling, wining money and stuff in Maces and Talons, playing on cittern and singing with my crew and also shopping a little. For anything. Ingredients for cooking, hunting equipment and sometimes even silly things to later gift someone in an attempt to bargain or just to make a cute sad kid smile.

What is your opinion on all three main villain? Drago, Grimmel, The Red death? (This is for everyone)

Eret:.........

Dagur: Oh boy. The D.R.A.GO. topic.....

Viggo: You need a minute Eret?

Eret: Um yeah.... I think I do....

After Eret put on his headphones Viggo and Dagur went to take turns.

Viggo: I have never met the brutal man but I was told enough of him to know that his mind wasn't right. Seems like dealing with Krogan was the better option...

Dagur: I'm still upset Hiccup didn't warn us, we could've help. I wish I could blast that guy's head off!

Viggo: As for Grimmel, I would like to meet this guy in person.

Dagur: Really?

Viggo: Yes. To humiliate him and trigger him into attacking me so I could slit his throat.

Dagur:........ That was beautifully said.

Viggo: Thank you. Eret? Anything you wish to add?

Eret: Only that I have met him. One of the scariest people I've met. Doesn't respect personal space....

Dagur: Ouch...... Now the Red death....... Well, I'm definitely glad he didn't hurt Shattermaster and he won't slave other dragons.

Viggo: I wish I could see him. Back in the day it would certainly be a challenge to find him. But now it would be just to witness.

Eret: Honestly, I'm glad I didn't get to see him. Not sure if we would make it out alive but finding the nest would definitely help my former job.

Viggo: I won't lie. I love it.

Dagur: Me too!!! I can see myself form out of metal little daggers or darts I could then throw around me!

Viggo: That's an interesting idea. How about you Eret? Who do you see yourself as?

Eret: Me? Well I'm a born sailor but my parents and family always said I have a hot head...... But I would say water. Fire never did me any good.

It happened spontaneously, but I love AU. So… Avatar Hiccup. Hiccup considered himself an ordinary person before meeting Toothless. (Dragons can be equated to spirits, i mean relationships between people and them). Then he discovered his talent as an airbender and Toothless became his teacher. Later, other talents were discovered, which made it clear that Hiccup was an avatar.

Astrid became his waterbender teacher. Snotlout was an adept of firebender, but he sincerely did not understand how to teach, because he himself used magic on a subconscious level. Fishlegs is an earthbender, but he did not go beyond the amateur level and could not become a teacher. The twins are always on their own wave. Ruffnut is a master in airbending and can perform techniques with clouds of gas, while Tuffnut is not a master, but is ready to set fire to the gas with his sparks at any moment. The twins always come in a set.

Brothers Grimborn! Lord of Fire Viggo. The aesthetics of blue flame and lightning were created for him. So I couldn't resist. The hottest flame and deadly techniques of lightningbending made him the most terrible opponent for the young avatar, but in the future, he will become the teacher of fire magic for Hiccup. I endowed Riker with explosion magic, as for me, it suits him perfectly. An explosive mixture of rage and bloodlust.

Berserkers! Remembering Viggo's words about how the berserkers in ancient times lured the Skrills with metal, I thought about a tribe practicing metalbending. Dagur discovered his talent for earth magic much later, including metal. I like to think that Dagur could be a threat to the avatar even as an ordinary person, relying on his ingenuity and physical strength. Heather is a master of earth and metal magic, she could well become Hiccup's teacher in this matter.

Eret: Eret Eretson..... It saves time than constantly repeating 'son of Eret' and avoids asking me how manyth I am.

Does Eret even have a last name or is it just Eret, son of Eret or like Eretson 😭

Dagur: How dare you!?

Eret: My, all points fit. Should I start courting Hiccup?

Viggo: Don't forget there's two of us in this category. But I'm willing to share.

Eret: You might have to. I take 5 times a week, you get weekends.

Viggo: I beg your pardon?

Dagur: I wanna share Hiccup too!

Viggo: We should think about it first and consult it with Hiccup.

Dagur: And if we end up dating him all together in one big poly, we at least don't have to be ashamed of each other nude in bed after that-

Eret: Dagur, we agreed to not talk about the New Years party night.

Viggo: He has a point Eret. However, we might have to talk about it.

Eret: Do we? It's already awkward even now.

Dagur: For fucks sake, so we had a very drunk and very passionate three-some one time, grow up!

I can't help, but think:

~ dark hair

~ brown eyes

~ strong/ muscular

~ tall

~ handsome

~ probably big-dicked

Hiccup seems to have a type is all I'm saying

(Dagur stays forever mad about not fitting the type)

Eret: Never! Ah it touched me! Oh my skin is burning!

Viggo: Dramatic much?

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!