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You guys want a hug?
Dagur: Always! Bring it in!
Eret: Oh um... If you want to?
Viggo: I'd rather not-
Dagur: Group hug!!!
Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!
Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.
Maybe a private question, but have you experienced bullying in your past/childhood?
Viggo: I had an older brother.
Dagur: I had a mean fake friend.
Eret: I have four older cousins.
Viggo and Dagur:.............
Viggo: Your point?
Dagur: You mean they still do?
Eret: More or less. I am the youngest in our group so the picking up on me continues but this time I am better at fighting back. How about you guys?
Dagur: Yeah, this kid use to call me ugly names, humiliated me and took things from me.....
Viggo: I'm sorry for what you two went and are going through.
Dagur: And you? What about you and Rykey?
Viggo: Ryker was picking on me once I started walking. He would pick on me, remind me I'm smaller and younger. It was until my grandfather taught me how to stand up for myself and use something my brother lacked on. A Grimmborn smarts.
Eret: Never! Ah it touched me! Oh my skin is burning!
Viggo: Dramatic much?
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far
Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.
Eret: 😳😳😳
Dagur: Ooh man! I'm so gonna use it!
Eret: Come on man, really? It's not even real me!
Viggo: Well, it's just as arrogant as you. And full of itself.
Eret: THATS! NOT! ME! 😡
Dagur: I can't wait to have fun with this! Oh! I'm gonna ask you both same questions and compare your reactions!
Eret: Yeah but only the real Eret can hurt you! Give me that phone!
Dagur: Oh shit! *runs away from Eret*
Viggo: *watches them run* Hhmm.... Compare their reactions, huh? That could help with getting things done.
Dear Thor.
DEAR THOR😰
DEAR ODIN😭
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Dagur, most romantic moment with Mala?
Dagur: Oh that's a tricky question because every moment with her lights my day!
Dagur: But I'll try. Let's see, there's our wedding dance, the day I sacrificed myself to earn her hand by being hit by the arrow, day we met and fought and at the same time learned to trust each other, our first Snoggletog together, every picnic we spend at our secret place, that time I was taking care of her when she fell ill from my cooking,....
Dagur: Sorry I just can't decide!
Dagur: Well, better luck next time. When you'd like to try more cooler costumes, let us know.
Hello Hiccup
I've been meaning to ask for me and Stormy. What's your opinion on Berk's version of our Halloween? *Opens a book to show the traditions it includes*
Do you celebrate it? And if so, can you tell us what costumes you and your friends and family wear? You and Toothless included?
Dagur: Howdy! Deity thought she can send this ask without our intervir-interview-inter- Dang it! You know what I mean!
Viggo: *snickers* Nice try. Dagur is learning to speak with silver tongue to try to understand what me and Eret talk about.
Eret: We caught him practicing. It's actually kinda sweet.
Dagur: MOVING ON! I thought you'd like to know what we dress as.
Viggo: Not as couple.
Eret: How about the last year?
Viggo: Shush.
Dagur: I like to dress as Horror movie characters with these three and with my kids and Mala we went as Winnie Pooh characters.
Eret: You should've seen him then catching up with us with an actual chainsaw 😂. At the end of the night he thought his arms would fall off from how heavy it is.
Dagur: How do the killers manage to run after the victims?! It's impossible!
Viggo: I do like to dress as classy or old movie characters. James Bond, Phantom of the Opera, Zoro,.... I must say I aced the Two Face two years ago. I almost won the costume contest.
Eret: Told ya you should've gone as Freddie Kruger.
Viggo: Never.
Eret: Anyhow, I love this holiday almost as much as Christmas! Especially because I can make a real fun out of it!
Dagur: And be topless.
Eret: That too. But not all the time! Remember last year? When the three of us went as Alien, Predator and Rambo?
Viggo: *groans loudly* Why did I have to be the Rambo?
Dagur: Because we're trying to stop Eret from smoking and Rambo's costume needed cigar to look badass.
Eret: So there's that, Hiccup. Wanna join us for our newest group costume? We'd thought you'd make an awesome Joker for our Arkham's finest. Either that or we're going as department jobs. I'd like to be a Firefighter, Dagur here wants to be a Police officer, Viggo wants to be Medic and you can be a Park manager!
"Ah, well, I had no idea who any of those people were that you were talking about, but Ashleigh explained it to me as best she could. Halloween is new to me, as well, actually.
"But, that being said, it would be fun to have Toothless dressed up as a sheep. We'd need a lot of wool, though. When I asked the family, Nuffink wanted to be Gobber, and Zephyr insisted on no costume, because she doesn't want to be anyone but herself. I can't argue with her for that reasoning, it's pretty solid. Once I explained it a bit more, she settled on a bird, so we're working on gathering up enough feathers for her costume.
"Astrid, she is dressing up as Stormfly, and Stormfly... probably isn't getting a costume. She'll happily wear her saddle, but only that.
"As for me...I appreciate the offer to be a Joker, but I'll have to pass. I have some plans for a Toothless costume, and I think you'll be impressed with the end result, once it's put together!"
Viggo: ....... Thank you. This is the best reaction I got since having the scar. As unintentional as unwanted the process of cause of the scar was.
okay i have to say it. i have to.
viggo's scar
made him hotter.
What is your opinion on all three main villain? Drago, Grimmel, The Red death? (This is for everyone)
Eret:.........
Dagur: Oh boy. The D.R.A.GO. topic.....
Viggo: You need a minute Eret?
Eret: Um yeah.... I think I do....
After Eret put on his headphones Viggo and Dagur went to take turns.
Viggo: I have never met the brutal man but I was told enough of him to know that his mind wasn't right. Seems like dealing with Krogan was the better option...
Dagur: I'm still upset Hiccup didn't warn us, we could've help. I wish I could blast that guy's head off!
Viggo: As for Grimmel, I would like to meet this guy in person.
Dagur: Really?
Viggo: Yes. To humiliate him and trigger him into attacking me so I could slit his throat.
Dagur:........ That was beautifully said.
Viggo: Thank you. Eret? Anything you wish to add?
Eret: Only that I have met him. One of the scariest people I've met. Doesn't respect personal space....
Dagur: Ouch...... Now the Red death....... Well, I'm definitely glad he didn't hurt Shattermaster and he won't slave other dragons.
Viggo: I wish I could see him. Back in the day it would certainly be a challenge to find him. But now it would be just to witness.
Eret: Honestly, I'm glad I didn't get to see him. Not sure if we would make it out alive but finding the nest would definitely help my former job.
ERET.
Did you ever know a guy named "Krogan" in the Northern alliance???
Eret: I knew him. He was the biggest pain in the ass I have met. Just remembering him makes me want to punch someone.
Dagur: Hey, how's it-
Eret: *punches him* Sorry Dagur. I thought you're someone else.
Eret:.........
Viggo:......
Dagur: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
"finest dragon trapper alive" yeah cuz Viggo's dead
An ask blog lead by one crazy/spiritual Berserker, one retired dragon hunter/now dragon rescuing Viking and by PTSD and scarred handsome Saami with trust issues. Ask away to find out how we get along and what struggles we deal with each other and the rest of the world!
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