"Come sit with me?"
"Take a breath."
"You need to relax."
"You will feel better."
"It's going to be okay, y'know?"
"It all comes to rest eventually."
"You have to let it out. Or it'll destroy you."
"Just - hold my hand."
"I'm going to sit right here."
"You don't have to talk. But if you want to - I'm listening."
"You're going to survive this."
"You've gotten through it all before. You'll do it again."
"Every bad day you've had, you lived through."
"You will smile again."
"The work is hard. But it has to be done."
"I'll be there. When you're bad. When you're better."
"Don't pretend it's okay."
"None of this is okay. But it will be."
"It's okay to cry."
"Don't feel bad about this."
"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."
"You're allowed to feel these things."
"I made you a hot drink?"
"Here. I saved you a cookie."
"Listen, I made - I made you this."
"It's okay to stop and breathe sometimes."
"Here, wear my jacket."
"There's a blanket."
"Lay down. Relax."
"Get some rest."
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ERET.
Did you ever know a guy named "Krogan" in the Northern alliance???
Eret: I knew him. He was the biggest pain in the ass I have met. Just remembering him makes me want to punch someone.
Dagur: Hey, how's it-
Eret: *punches him* Sorry Dagur. I thought you're someone else.
Do you miss Ryker?
Viggo: Sometimes yes. Despite everything he's still my brother. We had our good times when we were kids and when we spared in the arena together, and we had our worse times when Ryker had a hard time accepting my Chiefly position. But alas, some people disappoint you.
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Eret: 😳😳😳
Dagur: Ooh man! I'm so gonna use it!
Eret: Come on man, really? It's not even real me!
Viggo: Well, it's just as arrogant as you. And full of itself.
Eret: THATS! NOT! ME! 😡
Dagur: I can't wait to have fun with this! Oh! I'm gonna ask you both same questions and compare your reactions!
Eret: Yeah but only the real Eret can hurt you! Give me that phone!
Dagur: Oh shit! *runs away from Eret*
Viggo: *watches them run* Hhmm.... Compare their reactions, huh? That could help with getting things done.
Dear Thor.
DEAR THOR😰
DEAR ODIN😭
@ziggityzigg LOOK AT THIS🪦
Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?
Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!
Eret: Right back at ya!
Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.
Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!
Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!
Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.
Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!
Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!
Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.
Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!
Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!
Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.
Maybe a private question, but have you experienced bullying in your past/childhood?
Viggo: I had an older brother.
Dagur: I had a mean fake friend.
Eret: I have four older cousins.
Viggo and Dagur:.............
Viggo: Your point?
Dagur: You mean they still do?
Eret: More or less. I am the youngest in our group so the picking up on me continues but this time I am better at fighting back. How about you guys?
Dagur: Yeah, this kid use to call me ugly names, humiliated me and took things from me.....
Viggo: I'm sorry for what you two went and are going through.
Dagur: And you? What about you and Rykey?
Viggo: Ryker was picking on me once I started walking. He would pick on me, remind me I'm smaller and younger. It was until my grandfather taught me how to stand up for myself and use something my brother lacked on. A Grimmborn smarts.
Dagur: Well, better luck next time. When you'd like to try more cooler costumes, let us know.
Hello Hiccup
I've been meaning to ask for me and Stormy. What's your opinion on Berk's version of our Halloween? *Opens a book to show the traditions it includes*
Do you celebrate it? And if so, can you tell us what costumes you and your friends and family wear? You and Toothless included?
Dagur: Howdy! Deity thought she can send this ask without our intervir-interview-inter- Dang it! You know what I mean!
Viggo: *snickers* Nice try. Dagur is learning to speak with silver tongue to try to understand what me and Eret talk about.
Eret: We caught him practicing. It's actually kinda sweet.
Dagur: MOVING ON! I thought you'd like to know what we dress as.
Viggo: Not as couple.
Eret: How about the last year?
Viggo: Shush.
Dagur: I like to dress as Horror movie characters with these three and with my kids and Mala we went as Winnie Pooh characters.
Eret: You should've seen him then catching up with us with an actual chainsaw 😂. At the end of the night he thought his arms would fall off from how heavy it is.
Dagur: How do the killers manage to run after the victims?! It's impossible!
Viggo: I do like to dress as classy or old movie characters. James Bond, Phantom of the Opera, Zoro,.... I must say I aced the Two Face two years ago. I almost won the costume contest.
Eret: Told ya you should've gone as Freddie Kruger.
Viggo: Never.
Eret: Anyhow, I love this holiday almost as much as Christmas! Especially because I can make a real fun out of it!
Dagur: And be topless.
Eret: That too. But not all the time! Remember last year? When the three of us went as Alien, Predator and Rambo?
Viggo: *groans loudly* Why did I have to be the Rambo?
Dagur: Because we're trying to stop Eret from smoking and Rambo's costume needed cigar to look badass.
Eret: So there's that, Hiccup. Wanna join us for our newest group costume? We'd thought you'd make an awesome Joker for our Arkham's finest. Either that or we're going as department jobs. I'd like to be a Firefighter, Dagur here wants to be a Police officer, Viggo wants to be Medic and you can be a Park manager!
"Ah, well, I had no idea who any of those people were that you were talking about, but Ashleigh explained it to me as best she could. Halloween is new to me, as well, actually.
"But, that being said, it would be fun to have Toothless dressed up as a sheep. We'd need a lot of wool, though. When I asked the family, Nuffink wanted to be Gobber, and Zephyr insisted on no costume, because she doesn't want to be anyone but herself. I can't argue with her for that reasoning, it's pretty solid. Once I explained it a bit more, she settled on a bird, so we're working on gathering up enough feathers for her costume.
"Astrid, she is dressing up as Stormfly, and Stormfly... probably isn't getting a costume. She'll happily wear her saddle, but only that.
"As for me...I appreciate the offer to be a Joker, but I'll have to pass. I have some plans for a Toothless costume, and I think you'll be impressed with the end result, once it's put together!"
Eret: Never! Ah it touched me! Oh my skin is burning!
Viggo: Dramatic much?
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54579286/chapters/138293809
My and @skysiren41 's httyd fic about our beloved ex-trapper.
What is it about?
Ever since he was little, Eret was always scared of the story about giant serpent roaming the seas of the Far north, stories his grandfather told him. Years later after he joined the Berkians, lost his dragon in a war and fell in love, he encounters two of his greatest fears:
The legendary serpent himself and the thought of returning to his land. The one he ran away from.
Now he's facing the consequences of leaving his throne duties, his family and friends and as well reuniting with his roots and remembering what it's like to belong somewhere.
https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/768043633204232192/this-fic-started-as-a-fun-rp-and-monthsor-a-year?source=share - chapter 8 to read whole.
https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/777816496321839104/j%C3%B6rmungard-chapter-13?source=share - chapter 13 final fight
Art of Eret's parents:
Jörmungard picture:
Yes, those scales were a pain....
How does this differ from the original Httyd?
Stoick lives
Night Furies and Light Furies roam the New Berk
Eret's first dragon was a blue scarred Singetail that he rescued from one of his old traps. He died protecting Eret in a war.
Grimmel did happen but after him Drago showed up again but this time with only the hunters, who secretly planted bunch of dragon roots around the New Berk so the dragons become dangerous and the Berkians are distracted and unprepared for the war.
Viggo is alive (you can't change my mind) and he has his own island, where he nurtures and trains dragons, that he managed to rescue.
Got questions? Ask away!
An ask blog lead by one crazy/spiritual Berserker, one retired dragon hunter/now dragon rescuing Viking and by PTSD and scarred handsome Saami with trust issues. Ask away to find out how we get along and what struggles we deal with each other and the rest of the world!
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