Im Laughing So Hard Because No Matter What Song You Listen To 

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[anon ask: Neku, have you told Joshua about the Yoshiya you met with Coco and Beat?

Neku: Actually... I think Joshua saw the whole thing. Since he shot Coco at the end.

Neku: Hey, Josh? Remember that Shibuya Noise that Coco made?

Joshua: Yes, why?

Neku: How do you feel about her "other you"? The one that went by Yoshiya?

Joshua:

Joshua: Insulted.]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

Hey guys! I finished my drawing of, well, me. This is pretty much what I look like, give or take a few errors. I'm not that good at drawing on a full body scale. I really hope you guys like it, and keep sending in those questions!!

Have a wonderful time!

Amira Willows

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

My perfect mashed potatoes

The secret is in the water; literally, it’s IN the water.

See, when you boil potatoes, a lot of special starches and sugars and stuff leeches out into the water. When you drain the water before mashing them, you throw away a lot of good stuff, which is a big part of what makes mashed potatoes “dry” and bland, even when you add large amounts of cream and butter and things.

So don’t throw out any water.

Here’s how you do that:

First, cut your potatoes into smaller cubes than you probably do. (I’ve left the skins on for flavor and also, that’s where a lot of a potato’s nutrients are, like protien and iron and vitamins B and C, just to name a few)

The reason for cutting them smaller (besides avoiding giant peices of skin) is so that there is less space in the pot between each peice for water to fill, so you use less water to cook them. That’s important because you won’t be draining any water, so you can’t afford to have too much water! For the same reason, just barely cover them with water when they go on the stove.

But! Before you do that, put the pot on the stove with some butter, garlic, and seasonings; let the butter start to sizxle just a little then put most of a single layer of potatoes in the pan and let the brown and sear. Turn them, brown them on all sides, get ‘em fairly dark (I forgot to get a pic here because I was worried I’d burn the butter).

Ready? now throw the rest of the potatoes in right on top, and add your water, give them a stir. This way, you’re boiling in some of that lovely fried potato/french fry flavor.

Okay, so, as they cook, you may need to add a little water, not too much! ideally the very highest piece of potato will be poking just above the surface. Now, when your potatoes are really really soft, mash them directly into the water. Just pull them off the stove, leave all the water in, and start mashing. Trust me. At first you’ll think there’s too much water. If you get them mashed and they ARE a little too liquidy, just put ‘em back on the stove. You’ll have to stir often or constantly, but they will steam off additional water without losing any good stuff.

Now add some salt, and taste. Right?! And you haven’t even put in any cream or cheese or anything yet.

Speaking of which, you can use like, a third of the amount of butter or cream or anything, and they will still taste better than usual. So they taste better AND they are higher in nutrients AND lower in fats and salts! That’s a lot of win — enjoy your potatoes!

Fuck Columbus! Indigenous Rights! And happy Thanksgiving!

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ some genuinely good analog horror series ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗　

⤷ LOCAL58 - Footage of a fictional public access television channel located in Mason County, West Virginia named Local 58, created in the late 1930s, which is continuously hijacked over a period of decades with a series of ominous and surreal broadcasts

⤷ Gemini Home Entertainment -  A collection of clips from VHS tapes produced by a number of fictional companies and distributed by the eponymous company Gemini Home Entertainment. The clips tell an overarching story of extraterrestrial invasion and an impending apocalyptic event

⤷ The Walten Files - The disturbing, dark atmosphere surrounding a children's restaurant, Bon's Burgers, as well as its parent company, Bunny Smiles Inc. Inspired by FNAF

⤷ The Monument Mythos - America took a slightly different course, and now bizarre and unexplainable events are occurring near national landmarks like the Statue of Liberty or Mount Rushmore

⤷ GREYLOCK - Strange occurrences are happening around Berkshire County, Massachusetts

⤷ The Tangi Virus - A webseries about a zombie-like virus infests a body of water in a small town

⤷ The Oracle Project - Oracle is a hyperintelligent supercomputer created by the Pentagon during World War II, and the arguable antagonist of the sequel to analog horror video The Human Trial

⤷ Angel Hare - Jonah has discovered a nostalgic TV show that he'd all but forgotten about. The show hadn't forgotten him, though, and an investigation is about to take him deep down the rabbit hole

⤷ Somnium Dream Viewer - A mysterious company has developed the technology to capture still images from our dreams

⤷ Children Under the House - Julia Luu, a child therapist, finds that a young girl's imaginary friends might be more than they seem

⤷ The Man in The Suit - A Godzilla inspired series

⤷ No Through Road - The story of a time loop created when four teenage boys were driving and went through a no through road

⤷ Chimpy Chippas - An Australian Analog Horror series of "found footage" videos. Inspired by FNAF

⤷ Chezzkid Archives - ChezzKids Archive is a bandicam/digital horror web-series and ARG centered around a 2000s children's website

⤷ Jurassic Park Analog Horror - Inspired by Jurassic Park

⤷ TheSunVanished - The sun disappeared without a trace. Uncovering what will happen next

⤷ Lacey's Wardrobe - Lacey needs your help to find the best outfits for every occasion. A dress up themed horror game with dark themes

⤷ The Backrooms - A first-person found footage psychological survival horror game where it tells the story of a young teen after accidentally falling into the depths of The Backrooms in 1998

⤷ Harmony and Horror - Martin Greywhinder, a genius toy maker grows tired of his family and thinks he can make them as perfect as his toys

⤷ The Smile Tapes - The uncoverings of a fictitious new drug in circulation on the black market called "SMILE"

⤷ Petscop -  A let's play of a fictional game called Petscop and the secrets hidden within

⤷ White Stag Education - A series of videos & PSAs about mysterious events happening in the New Jersey Pine Barrens

⤷ Winter of 83' - The story of a mysterious event which took place in the town of Fawn's Circle, Minnesota, during a severe snowstorm in January 1983

⤷ Marble Hornets - A chilling unfolding of events relating to the SomethingAwful myth of Slender Man

⤷ Liminal Land - A revered theme park shut its doors after the mass disappearance of unsuspecting parkgoers

⤷ Dog Nightmares - A mysterious connection between a person named Emily, her missing dog Bailey, and strange dog-human hybrid creatures

⤷ Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - A mining company finds a giant super-organism in the ground, and manage to turn it into a national park

⤷ SM64: CLASSIFIED - Revealing the dark secrets hidden deep within a childhood classic. Super Mario Inspired

⤷ Midwestern Angelica - YouTube webseries about an alien body crashing down on Earth and causing havoc

⤷ AndrewGaming67 - The story of two friends, separated by time, and perhaps something sinister. A Minecraft ARG

check out these series if you are looking for a new fandom or deep dive to obsess on and most of these have commentary/reaction videos as well incase you have trouble watching them by yourself!

happy viewing!