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Louie Week Day 2

2: Louie’s businesses

A list of his businesses (and the age when he founded them)

Block Land Construction- a company that takes blocks and makes them into wonderful towers, for the low low price of 1 cookie per block! (Age 2)

Crumpled Colour Corp- take crumpled or ripped paper and add various paint colours, making beautiful cards for any occasion! $1 per colour, or 2 colours for $3! Don’t think about it. (Age 4)

Louie’s kids- A charity that takes uncle Donald’s money and gives it to kids like him. Kids exactly like him. It’s for him. (Age 5)

Homework exchange- Bring in your homework, get it back finished! $2 per page/information and blackmail for tbd amount (depending on how good it is), extra $10 for next day completion, $15 for A+ quality. (Age 7)

Blackmail Bank- Buy your classmates’ darkest secrets! $20 for mildly embarrassing, $30 for humiliating, $40 for “will need to transfer schools”, $50 for “will get suspended”, $75 for “will get expelled”, $100 for “will get arrested”. (Age 8)

Louie Inc- adventure is our business! More information to be revealed in future episodes (Age 10)

K, done today too. Go team!

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Dewey was dropped

All has become clear.

Eh, it wasn’t that good anyway.

Ducktales is cancelled.

Webby and Louie, how many kids do you want to have?

I’ve always said NONE, but obviously that didn’t work out.Older me says that the two are fine for him, and that older Webby agrees with him on that.Guess I’ll just get my age Webs to answer this later.

Ok

Can anyone explain where people are getting screenshots of a teen Donald from, cause I can’t find whatever promo this is anywhere???

Dewey: Oh sweet Mickey Mouse, they've vanishified!

Huey: That's not even a real word!

Dewey: You get my point!

Huey: I wonder where they went?

I’m so sorry, MY BRAIN IS MALFUNCTIONING!!! My two favourite franchises combined, WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL PLACE?!?! (no pun intended)

If we’re talking that Harry Potter au for Ducktales… I know there was some discussion about who would be the “Chosen One”. Some say Dewey, some say Webby…

I say how about it be all three triplets? Like if all Ron, Hermione and Harry were siblings. Like, the Golden Trio stuck together throughout and pretty much played equal parts.

And each of the triplets inherits a trait from the original Harry.

Dewey gets the brunt of the Dark Lords magic when he attempts to kill the triplets in their crib after Della dies. Lets say Magica is Voldemort in this case.

Anyway. The shock of the curse, combined with the biological and spiritual tie the boys have as brothers and triplets, hatched from the same egg, means they all inherit a small sum of Magicas powers. But Dewey gets the scar and the Parseltongue.

Huey has bad eyesight and wears glasses. Hermione character, minus the marrying of Ron because gross.

And Louie has the classic messy and unruly Harry hair. Ron character, minus the marrying of Hermione because gross.

They all have their mothers eyes.

Donald takes the place of Sirius Black.

Scrooge is Dumbledore.

Beakley is McGonagall.

And Webby, with her lack of social skills and set of skills that are only useful in certain circumstances, takes the place of Neville Longbottom. WHO LIVES WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER AND WHOSE PARENTS ARE OUT OF ACTION IN THE PSYCHE WARD YOU’RE WELCOME.

Webby, will Lena be the maid of honor at you and Louie wedding?

W: Hm... I think so :)

Why nobody calls Louie by his real name anymore.

Huey: Louie, can you get the laundry out of the dryer please?

Louie: *on his phone* I could, but I won’t.

Huey: Come on Lou-

Dewey: Yeah, come on Llewelyn, help a brother out.

Louie: *puts his phone down instantly* Oh you’re paying for that you mother ducker! *runs after Dewey*

Dewey: *running for his life* No regrets!!!!

Huey: *sighs* Why can’t my life be normal? I’m a good person! *runs after them*

And then after 20 minutes and 3 black eyes (two on Dewey, one on Louie), Huey made Dewey swear to never say Lou’s name out loud again. The end.

To be continued... (as soon as I finish)