Meta Do You See Kirby As Your Son? And Does Kirby See Meta As His Dad?

Hey, Meta Knight! You're a blueberry!

((On that note this means that this blog is officially open for asks regarding the events of Kirby and the Forgotten Land! Technically it was supposed to be open for at least the main story a while ago but I uh. Kinda forgot to say anything about it dhdhsh

If you're still trying to avoid spoilers for Forgotten Land, don't worry! One, it'll probably still be a good few months before I actually get to any new asks anyway since I'm still working through my backlog lmao. But more importantly, two, all asks and posts related to Forgotten Land will be tagged with "#Forgotten Land Spoilers" for the time being, so if you need to, be sure to blacklist that tag if you haven't already!))

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He was right! His tall friend did have food!!

Kirby reached out to grab the snack offered to him, happily devouring it in a single bite.

However, despite the piece being quite large compared to someone of Kirby's stature, it wasn't enough for the little puffball. He looked back up at his tall friend, his eyes sparkling, in the hopes of receiving more chocolate-y goodness.

((Please do not reblog this unless you're part of this thread!))

@askthekirbysquad​ from here

“Poyo?”

“Hey! What did I-!”

“Hey. You are… small.” Ema sat down in front of the weird creature and poked it in what she assumed was its cheek.

“…and kind of cute. Here.” She offered the friend-shaped creature a Snakoo.

Maggy: oh and i was pretty much just exploring some other universes. *thinks also taranza is upset that i forgot our anniversary...*

Magolor: Oh? What other kinds of universes have you seen? Anything interesting?

Kirby: Have you gone to the Mirror World yet? Shadow Kirby’s a little shy and quiet, but he’s really nice!

Kirby: *frowns* …The shadow versions of my friends can be kind of mean, though…

((@zeros-witness))

Maggy: *chuckles* nice try but my Taranza has a gem apple tree infront of our house.

Kirby… Wasn’t quite sure where he was. It certainly wasn’t Dream Land. Everything was so… Large.

That said, he wasn’t too concerned about his mysterious whereabouts. The far more pressing issue to him was the growing hunger gnawing at his stomach.

After wandering around aimlessly in search of something to eat, Kirby came across the very tall being that was currently in front of him. She looked kind of like one of his friends, just much bigger! Perhaps this being would also be his friend?

Upon hearing the being mention food, the little puffball perked up and excitedly ran over to her. Maybe she had something for him!!

“Poyo?”

((Also a quick note for anyone seeing this on my blog: Please do not reblog this thread!! I welcome it usually, but not with this.))

kirb.

(Feel free to answer this with whoever you want!! Though I do think Ema could be funny if we do an actual thread)

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“Hey, you! I don’t know what you are, but if you take another step in the direction of my food, you won’t know what you are either!”

Oh, and also, Finally, after All These Years, Bill Cipher has a Gun I finally updated my blog info page!

It's not required that you check it out, but! Yeah!!

*Magolor voice*:

I've come to make an announcement: Landia is a bitchass motherfucker. They destroyed my fucking ship. That's right, they took their dragon fucking fire breath out, and they destroyed my fucking ship!!

And they said they were "not giving me the Master Crown". And I said, "that's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on Planet Popstar---

"Meta Kniiiiight!!!" Kirby whined, batting at the older puffball with his fists as he leaned against him. "Just let me wiiiiiiiin!"

Meta Knight raised an eyebrow, unbothered by the other's 'attacks'. "And allow you to split yet another one of my masks in half?" He chuckled. "I'm afraid not, Kirby."

The swordsman had already learned that lesson twice by now, after going a little easier on his student and paying the price for it. At this point, with his stash of spare masks dwindling in order to truly challenge Kirby's abilities, he had no intentions of going anything less than all-out.

"You will not get any stronger if you only ever fight against weak foes."

"But it's haaaaard!" Kirby pouted, sinking to the floor. Though he may have been Dream Land's hero and had saved both it and the wider universe on several occasions, Kirby was still a child, and clearly, not one who appreciated losing several times over. "This dumb samurai stuff is different from our usual training!! I can fight really good when it's a normal battle. But this is just waiting... And waiting... And more waiting..." He yawned. Even just talking about all the waiting he had to do was making him tired. "And then when I can actually fight without getting in trouble, I've gotta be really really fast, because I lose if you hit me even once! I don't like it."

"What if you someday face a foe capable of defeating you in one blow?" Given the exceedingly powerful threats Kirby had faced in recent times, such an opponent was not entirely out of the question. So, it was important that, as his mentor, Meta Knight prepared him for the situation before it could arise. "It may be more wise to dodge rather than strike first in such a scenario, that is true, but the point of this exercise is to train your reaction time. Being able to react quickly and intelligently to anything your opponent may throw at you in the heat of battle is a vital skill to learn."

Kirby merely grumbled in response, absentmindedly wondering if there was any copy ability he could use to melt further into the ground. Maybe Meta Knight's lecture made just a teensy tiny little bit of sense, but it didn't make him any less frustrated by the new training regimen.

Meta Knight sighed at the young puff's antics, and produced the Maxim Tomato he had kept safely tucked within his cape. They had been training for a while now, he supposed, and it was good to have small rests every now and then between sessions. ...Even if that was something he himself was notoriously bad at incorporating into his own training. Luckily for the swordsman, Kirby immediately perked up upon seeing his favourite food.

"You will get better with practice, I am sure." Meta Knight said. "You are already quite skilled at spooking Dedede with that party popper, I must say." Handing Kirby the tomato, he added, "Take a break for now, however, and let me know when you are prepared to resume our training."

"Mm-hm! Thank you, Meta Knight!" Kirby gleefully responded, his sour mood forgotten as he held the precious Maxim Tomato in his hands. Good food made everything better! The new type of training was still dumb, in his opinion, and it was gonna be hard to beat Meta Knight with all those extra rules in place, but thanks to his snack, he had a feeling that he could do it!!

...Meanwhile, in the distance and out of sight of the unsuspecting duo, Magolor snickered to himself as he prepared his legion of mini Scarcutter attacks. It was wonderful to see his friends enjoying the theme park he created, and while he did have some Park Manager work to attend to... Well, who's to say he couldn't have his own fun in Merry Magoland's attractions?