Update: Not Dead!

I don't have any asks to post this weekend because of the PMV I've been working on, but I figured I'd at least share a few frames from it!

(? Umm, maybe it is just that person because the drawings look just great to me..!) Ok ok, question- Bandana Dee, where you the Waddle Dee that helped everyone out in the Crystal Shards adventure?

Bandana Dee: I-I just... Didn't have my bandana yet...

Meta Knight: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't offended. If Susie's going to torture me and turn me into a weapon without any free will, then she should at least use the best, most expensive technology to do so.

Here's 540. Now multiply.

Kirby Mass Attack 2

(Referenced ask)

Why do I have a feeling meta knights not the best cook?

sum metakirby pwease??? this is mah first kirb otp

((I'm afraid I won't really be having much romance on this blog, since everyone's got their own opinions on ships and stuff (and I personally don't have any Kirby ships I particularly love.) I figure the best way to keep everyone happy is to just not include any.

The one semi-exception to this is Meta Knight x Susie, but that's more of a crack ship than anything that's just here because I think it's funny. I don't plan to have the two actually get together or anything, and if people lose interest in the ship/teasing Susie and Meta Knight about it I won't bring it back.))

Ace Attorney x Kirby AU because I am obsessed and nobody can stop me

Phoenix is the defence and Edgeworth is the prosecution because yes

Dedede is the defendant. I dunno if he’d be accused of murder or something more minor like stealing. Either way he’s innocent tho

Kirby replaces Maya as Phoenix's assistant. His special ability is eating the evidence. Is that helpful? Not in the least.

Meta Knight works with Edgeworth as his assistant. Being a witness would probably make more sense but I’m biased and want those two to work together so… Ye. The Kirby universe is a lot less realistic than the AA universe, so maybe Meta Knight's there to help Edgeworth with the more magical aspects of the case and explain shit. He’s pretty neutral on the whole situation, cuz he doesn’t believe that Dedede would commit a crime like this but the evidence is pretty damning.

Bandee’s the main witness and he hates it. He REALLY doesn’t wanna testify against Dedede, but he doesn’t have much of a choice. He probably tries to help Phoenix and Kirby in any way possible during investigations to get Dedede declared innocent.

Magolor’s probably one of those troublesome witnesses that bring Edgeworth pain lmao

More under the cut

The crime would take place in Dedede's castle probably. Wherever it is it’s pretty dark out when the crime happens, so stuff like colour isn’t very visible. Still, Dedede's silhouette is pretty recognizable, and it’d be hard to mistake him for someone else.

There’s probably a photo of the crime, maybe from a security camera or something. That could be why Magolor gets called in as a witness actually. He had recently set up all those cameras around the castle, so he was asked to talk about them.

It’s probably initially thought that Dedede was possessed when he committed the crime, since he has a history of that happening. Maybe Maya's called in as an expert on ghosts. Spirit channelling isn’t the same thing as what Zero, Dark Matter, etc. does, but it’s the closest thing the Ace Attorney characters would be able to compare it to. Still, judging by past cases, Dedede would still be declared guilty even if he had been possessed.

Maybe sometime during one of the trials, Kirby decides to snack on a seemingly innocent piece of evidence and becomes Poison Kirby, revealing that poison was used in some way during the crime?

During… I guess the second trial, when all hope seems lost, Kirby copies Phoenix’s lawyer abilities and realizes that the Meta Knight at the Prosecutor’s bench is, in fact, Dark Meta Knight! Apparently, Dark Meta Knight had disguised himself as Meta Knight and switched places with him during a recess (or even before the trial started). The real Meta Knight was probably locked inside a closet or something

This opens up the possibility that someone from the Mirror World committed the crime. The Ace Attorney characters didn’t even know the Mirror World existed until this point, and the Kirby crew never considered the idea since they thought the portal was closed.

Shadow Dedede ends up being questioned and brought to court, and he is found out to be the real culprit of the case.

When I think about it, the Wii Kirby games have a trend of giving you a little hub world of sorts to hang out in.

And they were absolutely fuckin' right to do so.

*I pick up the smol bean out of the tank and kiss him* there there, it’s better now

((I'm not sure if you're talking about Magolor or the rubber duck, so...))

((Assuming you're referring to Magolor:))

Magolor: *smiles* I've been out of that tank for a while now, but I appreciate the gesture!

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((Assuming you're talking about the duck:))

*The duck does not respond, as it is an inanimate object. However, if you look closely, there appears to be a small blush on the toy's face.*

((Magic Anon complete!))