Askthekirbysquad - A Puff, Penguin, Borb, Dee, Grape And An Egg

sum metakirby pwease??? this is mah first kirb otp

((I'm afraid I won't really be having much romance on this blog, since everyone's got their own opinions on ships and stuff (and I personally don't have any Kirby ships I particularly love.) I figure the best way to keep everyone happy is to just not include any.

The one semi-exception to this is Meta Knight x Susie, but that's more of a crack ship than anything that's just here because I think it's funny. I don't plan to have the two actually get together or anything, and if people lose interest in the ship/teasing Susie and Meta Knight about it I won't bring it back.))

Magolor: we were actually close friends. But miracle matter was the cruelest. He loved showing off at my expense! Either freezing me poisoning me with a virus or lightning my hat on fire.

Magolor: Can't say I know that much about Miracle Matter. All the books I've read focus more on Zero and the Dark Matter as a whole.

Magolor: I think Kirby might've said he looked pretty scary, though.

WAIT YOU CAN JUST CHEESE THE TRUE ARENA???

INFINITE MAXIM TOMATOES AS LONG AS YOU HOARDED ENOUGH FROM MERRY MAGOLAND

"Oh! Hee hee..." Magolor covered his mouth with both hands as he giggled, leaving the poor half-eaten Gem Apple to fall to the floor (luckily, on Popstar, it wasn't all that strange to eat food off of the ground).

"Sorry, sorry, I probably shouldn't laugh, but--! Ha!--" Clearly, despite his words, the mage wasn't making much of an effort to contain his laughter.

"Did you know that my Meta Knight once got mad at Marx and me for the same thing a while back!?" Though, of course, in his world's case, it later turned out that it was Meta Knight himself, alongside King Dedede, who were the ones to accidentally teach the young puff those forbidden words. But Meta Knight sure was ready to murder Marx and him before the truth was revealed! He could hardly blame his other self for wanting to escape the swordsman's wrath.

My taranza: yes i am that taranza. What has my husband been saying about me

"Nothing bad, of course!" Magolor smiled, though, naturally, his mouth was hidden beneath the clasp of his cape. "He's just been telling me and some of my other friends from my world some stories about things that have happened in yours."

"Now, what has my other self been saying about me, might I ask?" His ears gave a light twitch as he changed the topic of the conversation. "Surely something about how great and cute and cool I am, right?" He added with a wink. Would it be self-centered to say such things about another version of yourself? Well… Yes, but it was also the honest truth! Surely the other Magolor would be honest with his own husband of all people, riiiight~?

Not sure if you're familiar with the Touhou series, but if you are, what would you do if you found yourselves in Gensokyo? (this question is directed towards any and all of the characters)

((Unfortunately, I'm not very familiar with the series, sorry!))

Due to recent events (me replaying the AA Trilogy with a friend and getting emotional over the lawyers again) I may or may not be coming back to a certain AU of mine soon...

Put the boy in Pokémon Masters.

Meta Knight stepped forward to take a survey, skimming through it warily before beginning to fill it out. The others soon followed.

Excuse me, good day kind citizens of Dream Land... Could you tell me what you think of our Lord, Zero? Please reply honestly, and if it wouldn't take too much time, could you fill out a survey, each? (@zeros-witness)

Kirby: He was really mean and scary…

Dedede: That’s the guy who possessed me, right? Yeah, can’t say I like him much.

Bandana Dee: That’s… Gooey’s dad or something, right..? I-I’ve never met him, but he doesn’t sound very nice…

Meta Knight: I’ve never met him myself, but from what I’ve heard it’s a good thing he’s dead.

Marx: Uh… Who?

Magolor: Zero, Zero, Zero… Hmmm… I think I’ve read about him before, but I’m not sure.

Meta Knight: What type of survey would you like us to fill out?

Truth or dare, Meta Knight! Tell us about the latest shenanigans you had a hand in…or else I dare you to go without your mask for the next 5 asks you get!

((I do think I should mention that I’ve already got five asks for Meta Knight, so any new asks sent in for him will have him with his mask back.))

((That said, there's one specific question I'll answer as a sixth Maskless!Meta Knight ask if I get it, since I think it'll fit better with his mask off.))

Hey, Kirby! Have you been seeing other friends of yours lately? Like... Fluff, for example! I wonder how they're doing.

Kirby: Gooey and my animal friends all live in Dream Land, so I get to see them a lot. And Taranza sometimes visits from Floralia!