Can U Handle The Boop Notifs Of An Auto Clicker :)

Alternatively:

Magolor: Yeah, actually! When I got back to the Lor after the whole Master Crown incident...

*flashback to Magolor inside the Lor*

Lor: <You're a dumbass.>

*end flashback*

Magolor: That was the last time it ever spoke to me.

Meta Knight: That's even worse.

Time to call these bois food. Kirby = Gumball Magalor = e g g Marx = bread feet Meta Knight = Burrito uhhhh idk about the rest of ye

Ace Attorney x Kirby AU because I am obsessed and nobody can stop me

Phoenix is the defence and Edgeworth is the prosecution because yes

Dedede is the defendant. I dunno if he’d be accused of murder or something more minor like stealing. Either way he’s innocent tho

Kirby replaces Maya as Phoenix's assistant. His special ability is eating the evidence. Is that helpful? Not in the least.

Meta Knight works with Edgeworth as his assistant. Being a witness would probably make more sense but I’m biased and want those two to work together so… Ye. The Kirby universe is a lot less realistic than the AA universe, so maybe Meta Knight's there to help Edgeworth with the more magical aspects of the case and explain shit. He’s pretty neutral on the whole situation, cuz he doesn’t believe that Dedede would commit a crime like this but the evidence is pretty damning.

Bandee’s the main witness and he hates it. He REALLY doesn’t wanna testify against Dedede, but he doesn’t have much of a choice. He probably tries to help Phoenix and Kirby in any way possible during investigations to get Dedede declared innocent.

Magolor’s probably one of those troublesome witnesses that bring Edgeworth pain lmao

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The crime would take place in Dedede's castle probably. Wherever it is it’s pretty dark out when the crime happens, so stuff like colour isn’t very visible. Still, Dedede's silhouette is pretty recognizable, and it’d be hard to mistake him for someone else.

There’s probably a photo of the crime, maybe from a security camera or something. That could be why Magolor gets called in as a witness actually. He had recently set up all those cameras around the castle, so he was asked to talk about them.

It’s probably initially thought that Dedede was possessed when he committed the crime, since he has a history of that happening. Maybe Maya's called in as an expert on ghosts. Spirit channelling isn’t the same thing as what Zero, Dark Matter, etc. does, but it’s the closest thing the Ace Attorney characters would be able to compare it to. Still, judging by past cases, Dedede would still be declared guilty even if he had been possessed.

Maybe sometime during one of the trials, Kirby decides to snack on a seemingly innocent piece of evidence and becomes Poison Kirby, revealing that poison was used in some way during the crime?

During… I guess the second trial, when all hope seems lost, Kirby copies Phoenix’s lawyer abilities and realizes that the Meta Knight at the Prosecutor’s bench is, in fact, Dark Meta Knight! Apparently, Dark Meta Knight had disguised himself as Meta Knight and switched places with him during a recess (or even before the trial started). The real Meta Knight was probably locked inside a closet or something

This opens up the possibility that someone from the Mirror World committed the crime. The Ace Attorney characters didn’t even know the Mirror World existed until this point, and the Kirby crew never considered the idea since they thought the portal was closed.

Shadow Dedede ends up being questioned and brought to court, and he is found out to be the real culprit of the case.

*silently hands kirby a gun* Kirby’s return to dreamland 2: g u n

Alternatively:

Kirby, could you and Magolor both dab for me?

((Kirby’s hands/arms are too small to really bend, but here’s Magolor, at least!))

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One time Dedede had to feed himself and Kirby, so he made mac and cheese and grabbed a bag of chips. Kirby didn't mind, but Bandana Dee wasn't too impressed when he found out.

Meta Knight: My cape is what allows me to teleport, though.

((Alternatively, because of the cape's weird abilities/properties, it kinda just eats Meta Knight's wings until he needs him. I dunno, I like both ideas. I guess the wing-eating cape makes more sense considering the size of his wings, but retractable wings are a lot easier to explain formally.))

((Also, I assume these asks were trying to get the Meta Knightmare 1 backstory thing, but I'm afraid that's not really the kind of question I meant. That's my fault for being vague, though, so next week (maybe later cuz it'll be long but hopefully not) I'll explain everything through a pseudo ask (so something like this: https://askthekirbysquad.tumblr.com/post/187418036703/fun-fact-before-i-realized-that-magolor ).))

(? Umm, maybe it is just that person because the drawings look just great to me..!) Ok ok, question- Bandana Dee, where you the Waddle Dee that helped everyone out in the Crystal Shards adventure?

Bandana Dee: I-I just... Didn't have my bandana yet...

Have any of you done a vibe check?

((yes hello i am bad and don't really know what that is, sorry))