Every Time I Watch Once Upon A Time I See “Daniel J Lester” In The Credits And Freak Out, Wondering

So, Voltron has EIGHT Seasons, at the very least.

8 seasons. seasons= 7 letters. 8 + 7 = 15. And we are meant to have 5 paladins. 15 + 5 = 20

If we follow the letters in the word ‘paladin’ and each letter corresponds to a number (A=1, B=2, etc.)

P=16, A=1, L=12, A=1, D=4, I=9, N=14

16+1+12+1+4+9+14=57

And if we add these to the previous number… 57+20= 77

Coran and Allura were in that pod for 10,000 years. If we divide 10,000 by 77, we get 129.87 aka 130.

If we subtract the 7 main characters, as well as Zarkon and Haggar- which makes 9 characters in total- from the 130 we have, we will get 121.

As you can guess, a phrase can be made from those numbers, if we follow the sequence accordingly.

K=11, L=12, A=1, N=14, C=3, E=5

I=9, S=19

C=3, A=1, N=14, O=15, N=14

11+12+1+14+3+5+9+19+3+1+14+15+14 = 121

so what i’m saying is

Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001.

Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus.

At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor.

When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops.

Prompt #568

“See, I finally figured it out.” The hero yanked the villain’s sidekick up by their hair until they yelped, scrabbling helplessly at their iron grip. “You’re the problem, the root of all this evil. You’re the one that breaks the villain out of jail; you build their weapons and help them plan and support them. Well,” the hero yanked a little harder, “let’s see how they do without their little support structure, shall we?”

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

lemme tell you i am so fucking tired of angsty vampires. its enough. 

give me a newly-turned twenty-something vampire who hears about their newfound immortality and is like “thank god,” then proceeds to invest in some promising startups and fucks off to take a nap for two decades

give me a vampire thats only the tiniest bit phased at the blood diet because “eh, i tried paleo a while back and it was just as weird”

give me a vampire with self image issues who never has to avoid mirrors again because - bingo - no reflection

give me a genderqueer vampire who finally has an answer when someone asks their gender. “are you a boy or a girl?” “i am a vampire.” “but whats in your pants?” “fangs.” 

best of all, give me a vampire chick who is so stoked about being nocturnal because she’s never been able to walk alone after dark before and it’s nice to be able to walk her friends home and know theyre all safe with her

Shitty: We meant ‘stronger’ here, right?

Jack: What’s it say?

Shitty: [reading] ‘I’m proud to report that our team is stranger than it was a year ago.’

Jack: That’s a typo.

Shitty: It could go either way.

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

When you have zero interest in canon but the fanfiction is really good.

That’s how I feel about Christianity. Like, no hate, but it just isn’t for me. And yet I am a huge fan of the gay Bible fanfics known as Good Omens and Jesus Christ Superstar.