Do Ya Ever Just Think Peaches And Plums

I'm done

There once was a doctor named Freud

30 DAYS UNTIL VLD SEASON 3 AIRS.

*sigh* guess we have to do this then

One of my favourite things when reading fanfiction is when you click with an author's style so much that you adore the fanfiction you're reading, and once it's over you need more. So you go to their page and hope that there's more for any fandom you might know- only there isn't any. They've written for other fandoms you aren't familiar with and never would've thought about before.

But you're down so bad for their style and talent that they got you wading in like:

none of the kids from the isle of the lost are straight though!!!!

I had a vision

It’s official space gays are ruining my life…

Fighter and his Navigator

Sinbad: Legends of the Seven Seas works well with Rick Riordan's characters!

Calypso: You…egotistical…  Apollo: You spoiled…  Calypso: Disrespectful!  Apollo: Deluded!  Calypso: Pretentious, pompous!  Apollo: High and mighty!  Calypso: Self-centered, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable!  Apollo: At least I’m not repressed!  Calypso: REPRESSED?! I’ll show you “repressed!” ………………………………………………………………… Percy: (Throughout the Lightning Thief) Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it! …………………………………………………………………. Magnus: And you are? Loki: Loki, the god of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls. Magnus: You know, they don’t do you justice. …………………………………………………………………. Carter: Do you realize how serious this is?Sadie: Do YOU realize how many times I’ve heard that today? …………………………………………………………………. Meg: So, how do we get down? Apollo: I don’t know. (She stares at him.) I don’t know yet. Meg: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don’t know how to get down? Apollo: Of all the ungrateful–! Look, if you’d rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged! …………………………………………………………………. Magnus: [after one of the Viking men was eaten and then spit up my a sea monster but goes back to fighting it anyway] Give that guy a raise! ………………………………………………………………… Reyna: (Percy has his back to Reyna) Honestly you are the most boarish pig headed man I have ever met.

Percy: (Turns to respond) Hey Lady! I’ve seen the high born boys your type hangs out with ha… and I’m the only man you’ve ever met. …………………………………………………………………

Annabeth: Do you have a plan?

Percy: Uh… how about try not to get killed? ………………………………………………………………..

Piper: (Plotting how to escape the monster) So. What do we have to work with? Um… ropes?

Leo: Uh… no.

Piper: Grappling hooks?

Leo: Yeah-no.

Piper: (Exasperated) Your tools?

Leo: Hey, I’ve got this!

(Pulls out a knife)

Piper: Oh, great. He can pick his teeth when he’s done with us!

Must a show be “good”? Is it not enough to be an alternative history that asks “what if instead of the Catholic-Protestant schism causing complications in Tudor England, it’s Animorphs?” that’s super horny on main, has the vibe of A Knight’s Tale, surprisingly pretty accurate historical costumes (with a few notable exceptions), and a bunch of British character actors acting absolutely wild?