If he tries or by some miracle does hurt you Catnap, I’ll tear him into pieces! It’ll be cathartic like locking myself in a rage room for an hour or two.
*magical anon teleports into catnaps hospital room at night while everyones gone* Hey kid. Kid. Helloooooo. I got something for you *takes out box of papa johns* {figure i do something nice before i cause more chaos}
*CatNap stares at you scared then write in their notepad*
CatNap: You're not going to hurt me right?
Hey Catnap I brought your brother back!
(A shadow limb gently places the pup next to the little kitten)
I even brought a friend. (The shadow limb points toward BB Dogday.) Unfortunately your new friend will need to have surgery done to fix the hole in his lower body, wouldn’t want him to remain in pain after all. See you soon!
CatNap, don't freak out. DogDay got kidnapped by a bigger and evil(?) version of you, and might be dead or is in the process of dying.
CatNap: WHAT!? D-D-OGDAY IS D-DEAD!?!
*CatNap starts bawling his eyes out*
Did ever bully you? I know I screwed with BB Catnap, but did I do something to upset any of you?
What's with the chaos
DogDay: Sigh...some Anoms just love to bully us...
*DogDay gets the lightsaver away from CatNap*
DogDay: No weapons near your mouth!
*Baby CatNap starts crying*
DogDay: Nooooo...... I'm just trying to be a good big brother!
Not really I don’t use magic and it’s not quite teleportation. It’s more like tearing open holes in reality. Besides I can always just show up outside the school and walk in.
*sniffing the gas*
Hmm, quite nice smell.
*I place down a couple of lil devices on the walls, too high for the kids to reach*
There, these disable any use of teleportation and magic, apart from magic that is used for healing, to around the entire school premises.
Poppy: Thank you very much! Is there anyway I can repay you?
Mommy Long Legs: Thank goodness the children will finally be safe from at terrible Anom!
Miss Delight: Aww then that mean no more of that mysterious masked guy...
Poppy and Mommy: MISS DELIGHT-
Catnap would like to go somewhere dark and quiet to calm down?
(A shadowy limb wipes at Catnap’s tears with a tissue.)
Hi DogDay and CatNap!
How is CatNap’s new radio voice? You know, you’re just like this alien robot.
CatNap: I'm pretty happy with it, I feel like I'm finally normal.
DogDay: Wait, you didn't feel normal before...? CatNap you know there's nothing wrong with you right? Lots of people stutter!
Chapter 2 is out now. Please enjoy.
Inspired by the non canon event the Missing Cat of the Smiling Critters ARG by novalizinpeace
Please continue to support the original creator and all of they’re wonderful creations.
Do you want to talk about your feelings with them?
Catnap do you want to talk with your parents? About the speech therapy?
CatNap: N-No... They said I-I-I hav-e to do i-it
I just want to trap them in a nightmare that’ll ensure their incontinence. It’ll be hilarious!
Hey Dogday and Catnap is their anyone in the world you don’t like?
DogDay: the bullies that made CatNap not wanna talk anymore....
Oh I think I broke him. Also due to your concerns regarding Theodore. I know someone who can help keep him in line. I patched him up so his guts won’t fall out. (A shadow limb lifts BB Dogday from a shadow) this is BB Dogday but if you need a nickname just call him Double D. He can help keep Catnap in line.
To the Bigger Body Catnap:
H̸̳̗̟͔͂̚u̶̧͎̗̔̆ͅr̸̞͒̏͊t̵͈̓̊̒̄ ̶͎̞̣͙͝t̴͉̺̤̮̚h̸̘̼̓̄̎͘͜ͅe̸͉͖̞̓̈́̾̊ ̷̗̕M̶͍͔̾͘͝ị̷̺̍́̔̚ń̶̛͔̬͖̭͗͘i̴̩͒ ̴̛̩̹̀̋D̷̨͓̬̫̏̃̈́͑ő̶̟̭g̸͈̎̌ḑ̷̪̳̄͗̊a̸͔͖͔̞̓̒͝y̷͈̾̽̔͠ ̶̛̜̱̭ă̴͎̋̾̓n̸̠̦͔͈̊ḓ̸̳̔̃͑̎ ̶̱̪̣̆͝͝I̸̥͗’̸̙͚̉̽̒l̶͓̗̇ͅl̴̙̯͑̀ ̶͈̲̀̕ţ̶̟̺͋̏̓͝ë̸̲̯̠̙̈͝a̷̼̗̬͂ř̶͈̀͊͝ ̷̲̥̎̀o̵̬̒͝u̶̟̔̕ẗ̶̯́̾̆̇ͅ ̷̳̃͒͘y̸̝̏̅̈́o̷̞̗̫̝̊̒ū̷̯̜͌͂͛r̶̫͌̈́̓̕ ̵̝̙̬̪́͐̉̀s̴̢̤̣̽̀͐p̸̘̃̆i̸̙̺͂̆n̷͙͔̣͈̓̕͠é̵̼̘̯̽͛ ̷̻̙͖̋ͅǎ̷͈̝͚̫n̸̝̮͛͘d̸̢͓̖̅̕ ̶̡̠̬̲͠m̷̺̫̥̾a̴̖͂k̵̨̊̾e̵̝̽́ ̵̦͆̔y̴̧̛̤̺͛́o̶̺̳͓̱͝u̷̡͠ ̷̧̭̎ͅẅ̷̗͚̱͙́͊͠a̸͇̪͖͎̓͛͘ţ̸̝̪̠͊c̴̼̺̣͎̈̎͝h̶͖̏̔̕ ̵͖̂̎â̴̢̨̨͖s̷̪͊́̐̍ ̸̼̿̈́P̸̭͐͌̒̓͜l̷̲̊͆̒̚a̸̮̠͋͐͛y̸̞͍̏̾̀̉c̶̹̭̀̅a̵̛̝̘͉̔r̷͚̪͊̆̇̐ė̵̘̬̩̌ ̷͙̮̺͛̂̓a̶̘̫̪̅̍n̸̘͊ͅd̶͚̩͛ ̴̧̹̼̄̆t̶͎̍͒̽͝h̶̯̳̑̕͠e̴̢̱̞̮͐̊̅̋ ̸̡̺̘̌͑P̴̛̪̜̟̀̄̃r̵̭͚̩͌̒̑ǫ̶͔͐t̸̩̹͖̀̐͋̍ơ̴̝͍̲͘t̷̪̮͚̒y̷͇͐̓͆p̷̡̜̻͖̈͛̕͝e̵͔̔ ̵̛͖̑B̵͍̫̋̈́̈́̚Ṳ̵̙͉͍̾R̶̟̲̝͒ͅN̷̢̛͙̩̈́̾̕
Also mini DD please have this lavender scented blanket. (gently drapes the tiny pup with the blanket)
DogDay: T-Thank you, but please be careful!