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Obsessed with Shauna realizing her entire family desperately need to work on themselves and her conclusion being that eating more oatmeal was the first step towards healthier living. Definitely some interesting priorities with her

☆ NEW BOOT GOOFIN' ☆

still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"

take me to church taio cruz!!!!

I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYO GOTTA LET GO I WANNA CELEBRATE AND LIVE MY LIFE SAYING AYO BABY LETS GO CAUSE WE GON ROCK THIS CLUB WE GON GO ALL NIGHT WE GON LIGHT IT UP LIKE ITS DYNAMITE

When self-driving cars are more widespread, we’re going to start having dead people that arrive at people’s houses unexpectedly.

on mute at work but passenger seat guy giving major charlie day vvibes

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!”

Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

*wild cheering*

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anyone else ever feel like they were proverbially beaten into silence as a kid and now that’s why they’re just quiet. like i just learned at an early age that people do not care what i have to say so might as well just shut up and wait till someone asks something. as a child and a girl i felt that not only did no one care, but that my silence was more appreciated than my words would have been. idk i just feel like my silence is so second-nature and yet it’s something i struggle to break out of daily. anyway yes i did grow up in the south why did you ask