HEY GUYS I THINK I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!

UGHHH DEUCE GORGON IS A GENTLEMAN, FIGHT ME ON THIS!

(i may or may not have watched the i can trust you scene from the first movie repeatedly)

Guys you know Deuce Gorgon would likely speak Greek...

He'd also be like cold, or at least his hair would be because of the snakes.

OMG GUYS IM FINISHED WITH ALL PERFORMANCES BUT ONE THIS YEAR, NO MORE PRACTICING LINES UNTIL FUCK ALL IN THE MORNING, NO MORE LEARNING SONGS AND PRACTICING THE RIGHT NOTES! NO MORE SITTING BACKSTAGE AND LAUGHING WITH MY CASTMATES AT SOMETHING WE'RE NOT QUITE SURE OF, NO MORE LAUGHING AS MY FRIEND TRIES TO DO MY MAKEUP BECAUSE MY GROUPS VOLUNTEERS CAN'T DO IT RIGHT, NO MORE GOING TO REHEARSALS EVERY WEEK! NO MORE OF THAT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!

so what if he's 15?

sO wHaT iF hE's FiFtEeN? Are you five years old? That is a legitimate question.

DEUCE IS A MINOR PEOPLE WTAF

also dear gods how tf did you respond to me so fast? How many times did you reload the page to see if i responded?

AHHH ABOUT TO DO MY FINAL PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

There is a roach in my room and for the past week it's been terrorising me, I'm personally too scared of it to go anywhere near it but my father is always asleep when it comes out, and i think it knows that. Over the past few days it has gotten progressively closer to me, and has somehow made it's way into the little gap between the drawers in my nightstand, next to my bed. I cannot sleep. I fear if I do it will scurry its evil, disgusting path all the way to my bed. I tried spraying it with the deoderant i keep next to my bed (I dont have anything better for it, i have a cat and idk if roach killer is safe for them or not) in hopes of luring it out so i could trap it in a jar or something, but i fear it only made the area smell nice and as such more appealing.

It has already won.

This is now the roaches room.

Please save me.

95% sure that tomorrow's my last day of school for the year then Parent-teacher interviews... I really wanna not go it is way too hot for me to be at school

"It's not blonde its brown!" -My best friend on Walker Scobells hair colour (You are so wrong bestie bae omfg like- girl)

Turns out if i write an insane amount of chapters for my book in one day *cough cough* 5 *Cough cough* its easier for my brain to upload two in one weekend then have to go out of the month (And year) to schedule their upload

Guys guys i know i have a lot of requests rn and im working on them but send me valentines day themed requests besties pls I really want to write something for valentines day idk why