Im So Miserable But I Laugh At Everything

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

cause of death: boredom 

― Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

bless this new trend of saying ‘yikes’ honestly this is the word i’ve been looking for my whole life. the perfect combination of disinterested, detached, amused, and passive aggressive. five letters that say so much yet are vague enough that you won’t get involved in any drama

Parks and Recreation  (2009-2015)

me: *is self-destructive* i'm having so much fun!

friend: you're literally gonna die if you keep this up

me: FUN

"Asteroid," poem assembled from quotations from Wikipedia articles

Fran Drescher in The Nanny (1993-1999)