Humans Running To The Car Calling "shotgun" And Their Alien Friend Immediately Ducks For Cover Because

Rumors have it that he doesn't smoke, except to relieve stress while a traitor is being taken 'care of'. He hardly ever gets his hands dirty, he's rich enough to keep them clean. His car stays parked right outside the theatre, and any scream and beg for mercy is suffocated by the orchestra playing on stage.

Here's a ko-fi roulette request from @notoftheskaal of the Bees on Bumblebee!

This one was super fun to do! Thank you for your the support <3

As usual, please do not reupload without credit/permission. Thank you folks!

(My Ko-fi, should you wish!)

TOO DAMN MUCH has happened to me lately. yay for a new ao3 account request

pride flag butterflies 🌈

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edit: stop being fucking annoying in the notes or i'll turn this car around so help me

Beacon era Emerald and Mercury fusion for anonymously20-blog. I tried tagging you, but you don’t appear to exist?? I love Tumblr

Emercury is in love with themself but is very tsundere about it. The combination of Emerald being touch starved and Mercury being an admitted pervert results in… well in this lol

Specific fusion you wanna see? [Buy Me A Ko-Fi]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.

Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.