Therapist: what's upsetting you?
Sarah: he's always using common phrases incorrectly
Jareth: cry me a table Sarah
“the labyrinth,” she whispered, “so that is the labyrinth.”
All I’m saying is that The Cat Returns is a cat au of a Labyrinth/Princess Bride crossover fic.
Jareth: love me, do as I say, and I WILL be your SLAVE...
Sarah: you have no power over me!
Jareth:
Sarah:
Jareth:
Jareth:.... you... come into mY LABYRINTH-
if your favorite version of David Bowie is Jareth, from Labyrinth, you are probably gay now.
labyrinth + vines is my kink
Hoggle: so anyways what I’m gonna do is- Jareth: *punches Hoggle in the face* Hoggle: AH FUCK, I CANT BELIEVE UVE DONE THIS
this is Hilarious n tru
also i just realized
jareth: saw you hanging out with sarah yesterday
hoggle: jareth it’s not what you think!
jareth: I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH *shoots him*
Labyrinth Stained Glass by QueenTakesJacks22.
Been a Labyrinth fan for 15 years, it's about time I made a blog. My name's Noah, he/him, I'm from the UK and I'm 17 years old.
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