Easiest Explanation I Have For Pronouns That "don't Make Sense" (neopronouns, He/him Lesbians, Etc) Is

Is loving this man even legal I-

Just like look at him in all his villainous glory- it should be a freaking sin to love him and for someone to be this bad and look so good at the same time, like, I want him to actually step on me, I-

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

a moment of silence for the cabinet man who’s about to get his ass kicked tonight

hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven? it did huh, emotionally, right I get that, because of the– yeah the irreconcilable separation from goodness as a result of a single decision that can never be undone or atoned for, uh huh, sounds rough

how to grow the fuck up

filled with lust for some fucking guy

what’s that noise.

I WAS NOT FUCKING EXPECTING THAT-

well ok. just fucking rip that thing country boy. go alabamian go!!!

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

Happy Kringlefuckmas

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog