Other Things To Consider That Im Def Gonna Write More On Cause Theyre All Insane

Other things to consider that im def gonna write more on cause theyre all insane

They have dinosaurs, DINOSAURS, FROM THE BEFORE THE PREHISTORIC TIMES, HOW OLD ARE ELVES AGAIN EXACTLY?

The fact that elves are functionally herbivores keeps me up at night. do they have teeth like us or like horses, is their digestive system the same? do they not have an appendix ?

I feel like elves would have rlly shitty pattern recognition

Fitz mentioned foxfire is the top school and an accomplishment to get into, so why is it if you fail that you get sent straight into functionally exile?? just drop down a school damn

THE FACT THAT EXILE EXISTS???? FOR KIDS?? OK??

Do elves have like.... a culture.... cause I know they have festivals but they don't have elven specific fashion, just old human stuff that seemingly hasn't evolved like our fashion does, they dont have music, no art galleries and museums aren't needed

Do the lost cities have date spots

I think their sky and sun is fake

Do they have seasons??

Kotlc plotholes and theories bc what

There are so many, and I mean SO MANY fucked up lil plot holes in the Kotlc and just things that aren't really considered.

like sure yeah saying Einstein was wrong abt light for the purpose of light leaping was cool and all but ???? then why does it work. We've been to SPACE based off of these silly lil human theories and its certainly worked so wdym humans are stupid for thinking thats how light works. IT DOESNT NO WORK LIKE THAT AT THE VERY LEAST.

another thing, does the general elf population know humans have been to space? do they know about the moon landing?? do the councilors know? I assume the elves in charge of monitoring humans would know but honestly I don't think the would've felt the need to tell the councilors.

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astralis-star

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astralis-star

3 months ago

I wanna gush about akiba maid war sooooo bad

It's so underrated and unacknowledged it makes me sad

It's an anime about maid cafes, but also it's about gang wars and one poor girls dive into a violent world when she only wanted to be a café maid

And it has literally NO fanservice, the closest thing would be the manager getting naked to prove her loyalty unprompted, and she's a grown adult and an absolute looser

And they play the maid gangs COMPLETELY STRAIGHT, these girls are killing each other and treating getting your hair cut like loosing a finger

But when it's funny it's actually funny. One of the characters is a washed up gyaru, there's a girl who's lived as a panda for like 15 years, the best maid in their Cafe basically sold her soul to doing it, and the manager is again a massive looser constantly

And the music is very good! Even the dub does a great job of singing the songs in English!

And the ending felt satisfying

Honestly, it's breaking bad if instead of selling meth they ran a maid Cafe that kinda sucked

Anyway, oinky doinky smooch, moe moe kyun. Watch Akiba Maid War

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astralis-star

3 months ago