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ROSALIA <<333 i love her and her borderline rip off candles

The Hermits keep notes of the things that some can't safely eat for obvious reasons, but perhaps more interesting than that are the things that some Hermits can safely eat but most can't. A few examples:

Ren and Cleo can both safely consume raw meat, but only Cleo can eat it when it's rotten, owing to the fact that she's rotting herself.

Tango can eat redstone with no side-effects. Some others can eat redstone, but they really shouldn't.

Joe can eat any plastic or fabric toy food he likes, so long as he's in Juppet form.

Doc can straight-up eat anything; Jevin can consume anything that's biodegradable (he "eats" by dissolving biomatter with his slime); and Mumbo can eat anything so long as you can somehow convince him that a normal human could eat it.

Pearl can eat dirt. Apparently it goes well with fairy bread.

Scar and Impulse can both eat amethysts and diamonds. Cub could eat gems as a Vex, except for the fact that he's allergic to them when eaten (touching is fine). This annoys him more than he'd like to admit.

Zedaph can eat grass and moss. He once got peckish and took a bite out of Bdubs's cloak. Once.

As for Bdubs himself, he actually just eats sunlight.

-Mod Mleem

remembering how to draw grain

Scar looks so stupid I wanna squish him

He looks so dumb I LOVE HIM

This just... came to me

I need Skizzleman, OrionSound, and SolidarityGaming to do stuff together. Just the three of them. I don't care WHAT, it can be a themed short term smp or a build video or a non-minecraft game stream but holy shit the 'one brain cell' energy could power the fucking SUN

Would Skizz be responsible? Would there be a lot of karaoke? Would they fail miserably at whatever they were doing? Yes and it would be glorious.

i've been randomly watching some old phasmo vods and i think the one where they play point hope for the first time (New Phasmophobia Map and Huge Update w/ GIGS! on impulse's vods channel) is one of my new favorites because the back half is chock full of fun imp and skizz moments. here's just a few:

2:23:30 skizz SPRINTS to join impulse when he says he's gonna sacrifice himself

2:34:15 impulse flirts with skizz

3:13:35 skizz chases grian off from razzing impulse about his salt placement by suggesting GRIAN try being the camera person

a few minutes later they're so busy making each other laugh that they don't notice gem over the radio wondering if they're dead; at 3:17:15 they pass her on the stairs giggling and she's like "what's wrong with you two" in that incredibly funny way she does xD

(sending these to you because i think of you as an imp and skizz person and figured you might appreciate them, hope that's okay!)

I will ALWAYS accept imp and skizz timestamps to share with the people

cleo doodle

they actually fixed the Redstone

Imp and Skizz flirt with,,,,,, each other????? But it doesn't count because it's in a video game (slight clickbait but less than you might think)

Source: Imp and Skizz Play Split Fiction Pt 1 on their vod channels

they’re off on a lil adventure :]

Surprised I haven’t seen a single mention of this.

Transcript:

Skizz: “Hold on, isn’t that…aren’t…isn’t that pressure plate going just activate that dispenser over and over?”

Xisuma: “God d*mnit, it would!!!”

[Skizz breaks down laughing.]

always thinking about the bit in gem's S10 ep. 2 where she's cooing over these two from afar ToT

martyn :p

this accurate or what

"(っ- ‸ - ς)ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Skizz and impulse!!!

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he had a hard day

in Larry we trust

bird stuck in redstone noodles (gone wrong)

give him all your money he has a family to feed

OMG! I adore your art!!!! The ponies are so cool!!! I cannot believe I only just found your stuff, it's so good! Like the colours and the composition and the anatomy- It's so inspiring for my own art!

Anyways, I will be back with more gushing once it’s not 4 am, but I was wondering if, since requests are open, maybe a little Flower Husbands? What flavour you like as long as they aren’t sad! I think they’d be soooooo cute in your art style!

Thank you for your request!! I love the Flower Husbands so much and I surprisingly haven't never drawn them before.

I'm so sorry that this took so long. I took a break for the holidays and my birthday in February then proceeded to complete ignore Tumblr for a bit, but I'm back!

-I take art requests!! Just send a message of your request, and I'll get to it as soon as possible! -

Realized I should probably post it by itself, BUT CHAT I LOVE YALL WE GOT SKIZZPULSE TO THIRD‼️‼️‼️

GOOD WORK MI RATAS

Hi! Could I ask for a warden Impulse for the hermit fanon swap please? I think that would be cool

warden impyyyyy

trying out a new style for these swaps, also…i gave him dungarees :D

Soulmates Extra Prompt: 3

IMP AND SKIZZ MY BELOVED Time: 3 hours? who knows Prompt: dancing might redo later but here's all my motivation for the next 5 years /jk @mcyt-soulmate-sweepstakes

First Meeting

"You guys shoulda seen it!" Impulse proclaimed loudly, tail swinging wildly with excitement. "I mean, Tango was great, but the lead singer—" The demon whistled.

"That good, huh?" Gem asked with a look that promised teasing should Impulse say much more.

He didn't heed the warning. "Yes, that good! I wish you guys had come; it actually blew me away. Like, the drums and piano blended perfectly, and so many of the songs made me want to start dancing right then and there," he gushed, pausing only for a moment to take a sip from his water bottle.

Scott, meanwhile, waved his phone at him, the screen displaying a pink heart that was on fire. "This is the same Heart Foundation you saw, right?"

"You found their insta already!" the demon beamed, reaching to grab it before the blizz snatched the phone away, blizz rods whirling happily.

"A'course I did, I am a professional. We need to do as much research as we can on your new crush before he can have our approval," Scott teased, scrolling through photos and posts.

"It's not a crush," he pouted, though he didn't bother with defending the claim against Gem's snort.

The warden peeked over Scott's shoulder, watching the photos fly past. "You said he's an angel, right?" she asked, glancing back at Impulse. She picked up her cocktail, taking a sip while the demon replied.

"Yeah, an angel. He's got these massive white wings, plus little pink ones on the sides of his head—though, I don't know if that was the lighting or dye or natural. Either way, they matched his suit perfectly, I didn't know it was possible for someone to look so good in hot pink! And- and! He's absolutely jacked, his arms were like the barrel of a cannon—and his hair also had hot pink streaks in it, and-"

"Like this?" Scott cut him off before he could ramble more, showing a photo of the angel, his arm slung around Tango as both of them laughed at the camera. He wasn't wearing the pink suit, just a tank top and sweats, but damn, if he didn't look just as hot, scars and muscles on full display.

Impulse's tail curled happily, a purr rumbling in his chest. "Yes, that's him! What does it say? Is his name on there, any other info about their next performance—though, I could just ask Tango when I see him-"

"You don't even know his name?" Gem interrupted, incredulous.

"I was distracted, okay?" he tried to defend, feeling a blush creeping up his cheeks. "I was taking a video for Tango while he was introducing everyone, and his voice was just so smooth, I couldn't really focus on the actual words. It's not my fault!"

They just giggled at him, Gem's elbow coming up to prod Scott, who looked up from the phone. Surprise flashed across his face, but it quickly turned to a teasing grin to match Gem's.

"You were distracted, hmm? Too busy eyeing up the hot angel to pay any attention?" the blizz asked, eyebrows wiggling suggestively.

"I think so," the warden agreed before Impulse could defend himself. "Enamored with a complete stranger, our little Impy's all grown up~" she teased, eyes narrowing as though daring him to disagree.

He rolled his eyes, taking another long drink from his water; playing earlier had really left him drained, but not quite drained enough to sit out Tango's performance, despite Gem and Scott abandoning him to go get drinks. Impulse sighed happily, the image of the angel silhouetted by the backlighting still fresh in his mind, not to mention the memory of his voice. He'd need to ask the blaze hybrid later how they had met.

"So what if I am?" he argued, hands coming up to rub away the growing flush on his face. "I mean, he's friends with Tango, so he's gotta at least be a chill dude, plus he was so funny during the show, he interacted with the audience perfectly—honestly, Gem, you should be taking notes."

Her mouth fell open in amused shock, while Scott's smirk only deepened. They shared a glance, one that Impulse recognized well enough by now to know that they were categorically not going to drop this any time soon. Not that he cared; he was happy to keep rambling about what an amazing performance the niche band had put on; Impulse could recognize good music when he heard it.

"I don't know, I think you might be a tad biased," the blizz said, the frosty sparkle in his eyes refusing to disappear given Impulse's enthusiasm.

Gem nodded. "Definitely. You just think he's hot, you want to find a quiet spot where you two can kiss and-"

"Gem!" Impulse interrupted, flush deepening at the implications. "I don't even know if he likes guys," he retorted, wilting a little at the thought. Not that it mattered; he didn't know the guy, it's not like he'd somehow end up in a situation where hooking up was even possible.

"I dunno..." Scott drawled, eyes shifting to glance over the demon's shoulder. He grinned again at Impulse's embarrassment. "I feel like he'd be open to that sort of thing."

"And how would you know?" he snapped back, suddenly very self-conscious, as though the two of them were in on a joke that he didn't get. They did love to tease him, and it wasn't often that Impulse got a crush—not that this was a crush!

Gem just snorted while Scott waved the phone. "Instagram," he answered shortly, still smirking.

"But you didn't even answer the question!" the warden accused, taking another drink.

"What question?"

"Would you kiss him if you could?"

"Gem-" he tried to argue, hiding his blush with a hand again.

"Just answer! You never tell us about your love life, it's only fair," she insisted, giving him an intense and expecting look, one that warned against any arguing.

"I don't know him," the demon sputtered. "I guess I would, but I'd want to get to know him first, maybe take him out to dinner..." he trailed off, eyebrows furrowed at the thought. It really wasn't all that unrealistic that Impulse could meet the angel, since Tango could introduce them. But the odds of the guy actually being interested in anything?

"I was going to offer to buy you a drink, but I think it might have to be the other way around," came a deep voice from behind him.

The demon nearly jumped out of his skin.

Right in front of him was the angel, in the flesh, very close up and personal and—fuck, he was even hotter in person, suit torn at the sleeves and unbuttoned at the top, showing off his arms and chest. He was leaning against the bar, a stereotypical smolder painting his features, blue eyes dark as they looked the demon up and down.

Impulse short circuited.

He was stammering something, but he wasn't sure what—a greeting? An apology? How much had the angel heard, did he think Impulse was weird, did he-

"I'm asking if I can buy you a drink," the angel clarified, smirk fading into a more serious expression as he repeated the offer.

"I, uh-" The demon's mouth went dry. "I can't, I have to drive later," he answered weakly, brain still not catching up to the fact that the guy was hitting on him.

"No, you don't," Gem denied cheerily, the smile in her voice clear even though Impulse's back was turned. "We'll get an uber. Go have fun, enjoy yourself~"

He looked back up at the angel, who was now giving him the sweetest, most encouraging smile, and swallowed thickly. He nodded. "Yeah, yeah, I- I'd love a drink," he managed, still unbearably flustered, tail curling in on itself.

The man grinned, the wings on his head puffing up happily—that's adorable—as he offered an arm to the demon.

Impulse took it, letting the angel lead him away to order drinks.

"Just be back by hotel checkout at ten tomorrow!" Scott called after them.

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So that's their first meeting! I also want to write Skizz's first impression of Impulse and his pov of this encounter at some point, and potentially even extend the scene a little further when we see him ;)

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed! And if there's any questions about anyone in this au, feel free to drop an ask <3

OH I NEVER PUT THIS HERE! GIGS phasmo art!!

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

vote skizzpulse please i beg /nf also love cletho

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