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You can only reblog this today.

The secrets the signs are hiding from you.

Aries: can be super intimidating and serious but is the biggest goofball who loves to joke around and make you laugh till you are in stitches.

Taurus: zones in and out of conversations they have with people but yet they know what you said, what you think and what you had for lunch yesterday.

Gemini: can actually read you like a book.

Cancer: is a beautiful contradiction. they are organised but also lazy, they are warm but also cold, they are eccentric but also classy.

Leo: loves to observe people and imitates everybody in their life, in front of their friends and its hilarious.

Virgo: doesn’t look like a very inquisitive person, but literally lives for juicy gossip and wants to know everything like what did you eat yesterday, who did you hang out with.

Libra: they are as obsessed with list making as capricorn and virgo, but you shall never know. 

Scorpio: contrary to how strong and intimidating you think they are, they are terrified of scary movies.

Sagittarius: contrary to what they’ll tell you, they actually have their whole future planned out including their kids names.

Capricorn: is actually quite clumsy has a tendency to trip over stuff and break stuff, but has exercised immense self control, that is how they hide it.

Aquarius: most of the time when you think they are conjuring groundbreaking philosophical theories, they are actually thinking about what they will eat later. They prefer you believed the former.

Pisces: Is super friendly with everyone but only has a few best friends and only trusts like 1 person. 

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Astro Convo 1

(Based on a real conversation)

Libra: So when I went fishing I ran into this turtle that was caught in a net, the poor thing. I picked it up and put it in the boat. When we went to shore there was this dog and he---

Scorpio: Ate him. 

Libra: NO