Astrojmona - Jmona

Whoever wrote this, this is perfection.😆🔥

F1 drivers as people you work with

Lewis: low level management, email signature is #Blessed, goes to the gym every day before work and tells you about it, brings his own lunch every day and always offers to let you try some

Valtteri: also goes to the gym every day but doesnt talk about it, talks all the time about how impressive his wife is, the first person to say “so, we’re all going out for drinks tonight right?”, has like 4 drinks more than anyone else but is never hungover

Sebastian: wants a management position but is just a little too oblivious and plays obvious favorites, accidental snitch (asks you “hey, how was the concert last night?” right in front of the manager that you called out ‘sick’ to), weirdly anal retentive about the coffee maker in the break room

Kimi: probably liked this job once but is now just here for the paycheck, bribed the IT guy to get him off of the weekly office-wide corporate emails, seems like the most boring guy but is actually a great cook and does tons of fun stuff over the weekend, can’t work the fancy new coffee machine to work so Seb makes him coffee every day

Daniel: wanted to be a comedian or an actor or something but figured he needed a 'fall back’ with a steady paycheck, always roasting everyone but is the first person to defend you from angry clients or management, always knows about the best restaurants and microbreweries, the person who remembers everyone’s birthdays and brings in treats

Max: kind of gets a bad rap because of an Incident with a Family Member that no one will let him live down and also because he makes a bunch of mistakes, but when he’s good he’s GOOD so they probably won’t fire him, always asking to borrow your charger and just leaves it somewhere in the break room, goes to get water like 11 times a day because he won’t just bring a water bottle

Pierre: impeccable fashion sense, if only he’d do something decent with his hair he could be super hot, every year gives his secret santa fancy cool patterned socks, drinks water out of a blender bottle

Brendon: super chill and easy to get along with but for some reason management doesn’t like him, brings in the good coffee for the break room coffee machine, breaks the copier at least once a week, had anxiety over whether or not to invite the whole office to his wedding or just his friends

Lance: got his job because his dad owns the company, pretty ok guy but no one wants to be friends with him because of his dad, prints out pictures of memes and hangs them up at his desk, always gets chinese food delivered for lunch but can’t use chopsticks

Sergey: got the job because he’s friend of Lance’s, is either the nicest guy or will 100% burn this place to the ground but no one can get a read on him, always tries to leave early on thursdays because that’s when he has dinners with his mom, always wants to see your dog pictures

Fernando: definitely loves this job even though no one can figure out why, always turning down better offers from better companies, total snitch (tells management “so did you see the cool pictures that X posted of the concert they went to last night?”), has a private Instagram but always complains when anyone else does, constantly leaving the coffee maker a mess to make Seb mad

Stoffel: was trained by Fernando, either only has 2 pairs of pants or just several of the same 2 pairs, always smells really good even though apparently he just wears knock-off cologne, signs birthday cards really big so that everyone else in the office runs out of room

Carlos: everyone’s office crush, completely unaware of how hot he is, most consistent member of the team even though he’s never recognized for it, the guy who inexplicably signs the back of every card even if there’s tons of room to write on the inside, will always eat the last donut/cookie/piece of cake

Nico: serial dater, never in dress code but management never notices, will tell you “there’s donuts in the breakroom” even though he KNOWS there’s just one half of a smooshed maple glaze left, thinks he’s “The Jim” when really he’s Andy, always says he wants overtime but will literally hang up a phone call if it’s even 5 minutes before closing time

Romain: complains so much that no one really pays attention to him, clients are always mispronouncing his name and he doesn’t even correct them anymore (“yes, this is Gross Jeans, how can i help you?”), has a million pictures of his wife and kids, will screenshot his facebook status to then post on Instagram

Kevin: absolutely the funniest guy in the office without trying to be, always drinking energy drinks you’ve never heard of, always has his sleeves up so you can see his tattoos, compliments everyone else on their tattoos, holds grudges for days

Sergio: tells everyone that taco bell isn’t real mexican food but eats taco bell twice a week, super in to charity work and volunteers almost every weekend, wears futbol jerseys to work all season even though he always gets in trouble for it, the guy who’s just good at literally everything he ever does

Esteban: totally the most petty guy you’ve ever worked with, was on student council in high school and listed that on his resume, leaves the premises for lunch but never tells anyone where he goes, but always returns phone chargers that Max leaves laying around

Marcus: always wants to order food, always signs up to bring something for the office party but then forgets and is late that day because he has to stop and get chips and dip on the way in to work, other than the party food has a great memory, remembers everyone’s kid’s and spouse’s names and birthdays, lives for crossfit

Charles: has had a rough life but is always so positive, seriously NEVER ask him about his family, goes to the gym after work so that he can say “sorry guys id love to go to happy hour but my gym buddy is counting on me” even though everyone knows it’s because he’s not 21 yet, always brings ramen in to work even though there’s no way to cook it so he just leaves it in the breakroom

BONUS:

Nico Rosberg: transferred branches when he got a promotion and Lewis is hella salty about it

Daniil: was fired for making the same mistake that Max makes constantly but is still out there living his best life i guess

Jules,

It’s been two years, hard to believe. There’s a space in the paddock which no one else can quite fit, like trying to force a jigsaw into the wrong place. We think about you every time the lights go out, images flashing behind our eyes whenever a car spins. 

No, not again. we say, our breath in our throats. The driver climbs out of the car and we exhale. There’s this little weight in our chests thinking of you, how you didn’t climb out. It should be you out there.

We miss you. Every race there’s a seat you should fill. Every interview there’s words you should say. You should be here to share your smiles with us. I miss you.

Love,

All of Us

So much yes

You: What the Fuck

Me, an intellectual: When the Fuck

Yeah, but can you imagine Season 4 summed up in this scene, all of us being Mike and the Duffers being Hopper? They’d be watching like👇🤣 I’m just saying. I’m undone forever and ever but how hilarious this would be.

Okay, back to my regular schedule of F1, Alien, and Badlands, Boys and Girls.😭👏😉

#there’s funny and then there’s this scene 

Valteri Bottas, FrenchGP, 2019

SEVERANCE | S2 — BTS ph. Ben Stiller, BlueSky (2025)

Some gifs. The 100 black mirror, the expanse.

Yup! I went to the theater with my husband and our two sons, behind me there at least 10 guys watching that screamed a resounding “WTAF” in unison and could not even.

They were PISSED!🤣🤣🤣

My husband grabbed my knee in acknowledgement, and I soft nodded because it was all too hilarious I almost wanted to grab my phone to record it. But damn.

Just like they tell us all the time about that sandwich, DEAL WITH IT.

Let me tell you. Never have I cried harder with a movie before.

I felt a sense of pride with Wonder Woman, but with Captain Marvel, I never knew a woman could BE, you know? I mean, YOU KNOW?

A WOMAN. KICK A$S. Simply BE.

Unapologetically, herself. Not having to ask permission to be a woman, or feel, or smile and not taken in to subtext for that alone,🤦🏻‍♀️ or permission to fight to survive or have to be vulnerable or angry because everyone takes our right to choose all the d*mn time. It's liberating, and to see someone represent us like this and to see the men that are crying over it still is even better because I still see it on Twitter.🥳

I’m not saying Gal did not do it in Wonder Woman but with our rights being overturned this movie resonates the harder. WW opened the door. She gave us the key. She let us dream. The many women before her paved the way.

Captain Marvel is taking us places now!

Men only need us to sexualize our bodies until we can prove them we don't need them to rescue us, and then they're offended or angry and have to be mad or take an aim calling us names because we're not feminine enough to please them. Please!

We threaten their existence since we bled for the first time, but they needed us anyways to procreate, and if it came to them for the world’s survival, the world would be in a heap of trouble.

Give the women some credit, already!

Men should feel complimented, honored even that a woman like that can mother them children.

It goes both way, if we take their names just like we take theirs and we give them babies and we make them homes, it’s a two-way street, give us some darn respect.

To all the awesome men that stand with us, we hear you; we love you, we stand with you, we respect you, and that's why we have married you and made homes with you and the ones we have not, then, your mirror is a reflection of why that is! 🤷‍♀️🏻

Women aren't just for making you sandwiches or breakfast.

We are Scientists, Warriors, Doctors, Lawyers, Actors, Astronauts, Congresswomen; and much; much more.

We’re saving the world in as many ways than men could give us credit and not because men have not tried to stop us from it!

Look around.

I’m just saying.

Double Standards:

Indiana Jones:

Men:

Captain Marvel:

Men: