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The problem with my brain (okay ONE OF the problems with my brain) is that I tend to mentally classify things as "done" or "not yet done", including jokes I've thought of. They're not done until I've posted them.

This would be fine except my brain also has the sense of humor of a 1950s gradeschool bully, so I'll be doing something like ordering from UberEats and it'll be like "More like GOOBER-EATS, AM I RIGHT?"

And ya'll don't need to see that. It's not worth it. But until I post it, my brain will forever consider that a todo item, and it will annoy me

vibin

i do appreciate that tumblr drafts list the creation timestamp but it is a bit embarrassing when looking through them

Contemporaries called it "The Great Slut Phase" and "The Slut Phase to end all Slut Phases" (later sources call it the First Slut Phase)

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i will not elaborate any further

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