"You'll Be Late For Your Own Funeral" But As A Business. Like You Pay 15-30$ To Add Your Name, Number,

I take a some pleasure in being able to shout into the void and receive not responce. My thoughts for me and me alone with no one to respond and give me massive anxiety about the bullshit that I posted. Thank you, Tumblr for granting me the power of invisibility and complete anonymity

My favorite childhood show predicted the future on my birthday! Kim Possible is always a win

Tumblr is awesome because you can trial run invisibility like superpowers are real

Am aro/ace agender!

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

Tucker: We're married.

Danny: What?

Tucker: If anyone asks you and I are married. We've been married for two years. Not platonic roommates. Understand?

Danny: I'm always down for marriage fraud, but can I ask why?

Tucker: *Sigh* We had a big company meeting today with every level employee at the event center the Wayne rent out. Tammy from accounts was assigned to my table-

Danny: Your mortal enemy.

Tucker: Exactly. So she started giving me grief in the middle of our team exercise project. The other four random employees are looking at me all wide eye and I'm getting tired so I say "Is it because I'm gay Tammy?" To shut her up. But at that time, Timothy Drake Wayne was walking behind me and heard me say it. He jumped in to ask what was going on, and I hate Tammy for being so annoying, but I am not about to accuse her of discrimination for no reason. So I said "Oh it was just a joke. Like on the internet." And then when Mr.Drake-Wayne face didn't relax, I blurted out."My husband thinks my jokes are dumb too"

Danny: Tucker....that's not good

Tucker: I know! I started panicking!

Danny: You ramble when you panic.

Tucker: I do, and I did. Before I realized it, I told Mr. Drake-Wayne, this whole made up childhood friends to lover romance between you and I. It was so good he told me to invite you to the office. So we're married. Please go along with it. If I can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's support I can rise in the company so fast.

Danny: Promotions are 50% networking. Alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?

Five months later

Steph: What's the big emergency?

Tim sobbing:. I'm in love with the husband of one of my employees.

Steph: Tim....that's not good

Emergency!!

Our 3 person household is suddenly without transportation. The truck is permanently dead. Our housemate will be getting a new vehicle with her pending divorce money at the end of the month, till then we need to uber to get groceries, go to appointments, etc. We also need help with the electric bill + late fee. The below goal covers both of those.

Dm me for proof or details

I will do art for anyone who gives $50+, just message me at my art blog @theartistrans

$47/$567

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I... HAVE BEEN INCLUDED!

To all acespec knights, this week belongs to you! I want you to know that you deserve to take space, to be recognized, and you deserve to be seen. This week is the ideal time to remember that asexuality is a valid and wonderful part of our world - shout it loud and clear! And, above all, stay proud ⚔️💪

Ah, I thought this might be the intended use of the pillow case. I was thinking maybe there was another way to make pillow cases dangerous. I mean if there were stairs...

I dare you to motivate me to study.

The child lives if you study

Nah, your responce was perfect

I dare you to motivate me to study.

The child lives if you study