Being A Girl Is: Wanting To Go To Bed Early But Deciding To Just Get On Tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 For A Little

One thing you need to know about me is I will always sit through ten minutes of end credits just to see a silly post credit scene. Always

"I thought you said you were a pilot" / "I never said pilot :)" YES SIR SAM WILSON FALCON SIR CAPTAIN AMERICA SIR

Y’all can call Sam Wilson whatever you want, BUT at the end of the day, he is still Captain America, he still holds the title of Captain America, and is still the only person qualified to have the Captain America mantle, so… lol. I’m just sayin’, by all means, keep calling him Falcon in every which way you can if you feel you have to, but it really doesn’t do anything but make you look dumb as hell to the rest of us 🤷🏾‍♀️

"why does Captain America call you babygirl?"

Happy Hogan and his Nemesis (a Teenager with ADHD)

Peter Parker is a very unorganized SI intern who inadvertently and constantly terrorizes Happy Hogan, the head of security.

Peter regularly forgets his badge and sets off alarms, and then goes "you know me, I'm here all the time!" to any and everyone who stops him

Peter who steals very expensive and weaponizable tech because "I thought I could work on it a bit at home?"

Peter who accidentally wanders to restricted areas because "well I'm always curious what others are working on, I'm here to learn" ("how did you even get in, there are three locked doors between here and the elevator?!" "well first I saw my janitor friend and she opened the door for me to chat, the second one was propped open, and the third time I just walked in after this random guy. If he called security on me then he's really telling on himself...")

Happy who is always trying to get this random intern fired for his irresponsibility, terrible time management, spying, and dangerous lack of safety protocol, and yet he still comes in everyday to Happy's (and HR's) disgruntled amazement

Peter: Happy! Happy! Tell these guys to let me through!

Happy: Only my friends call me that, 16 year old interns do not.

Peter: Sorry, sorry. Mr. Hogan, please tell these guys I work here. I just misplaced my badge again

Happy: Peter you need that badge, what if you were fired? I can't be letting just anyone into the building

Peter: I so was not fired, ask FRIDAY

FRIDAY: Confirmed sir, Peter Parker is still employed with Stark Industries

Happy: God I know it's true but I don't know HOW

Happy becomes convinced the boy is part of a corporate espionage scheme and someone is hacking their system to delete all the complaints against him. He starts to stalk Peter to watch out for any nefarious activity, like poisoning the scientists' coffee orders

This (one-sided) feud comes to an end when Happy learns that this is not one of hundreds of interns within the company, but Tony Stark's personal intern. Tony loves this kid and waves off any and all HR complaints. To Happy's chagrin Peter is, in fact, an irreplaceable genius, and not a complete moron who only got the internship through nepotism

Happy: What the hell is he doing here, he's gonna get you killed! Either he's a spy or he's an idiot. Actually he's probably both, because I catch him doing shady stuff all the time

Tony: Who, Peter? He works for me directly. I hired the kid on his emails alone, but then I saw his work. That medical imaging model that's 30% cheaper for hospitals to run? He did that his first week here

Happy: But...but...

Peter: Happy do you think you could make the badges pink? I don't think I'd lose it if it was pink, the white is so boring. Also I need a new one, I stepped on mine again :(

Happy: 20 years I've worked for you, you finally start to retire, then hire someone just as chaotic but 4 times younger. Tony Stark Jr... This job is going to kill me.

Arcane Marvel AU where Jayvik is the equivalent of Stucky

Never forgiving marvel for not giving us a rogue avengers movie bc we didn’t get enough of these three being badasses on the run together

I’m basically imagining catws meets buddy cop movie vibes (with some romanogers thrown in there ofc bc I’ve been rooting for them since 2014)

Like I love this trio sm and this would’ve been such a cool era to see on screen so I’m sad marvel left us almost completely in the dark about it

watching the thunderbolts trailer and all i can think about is the sambucky divorce

Peter: Mr Stark, opinions on friendship bracelets?

Tony: They're stupid, no point in them.

Peter: Oh yeah! Totally agreed. Pfft, stupid as hell...*slowly holds out the matching spiderman and iron man bracelets he bought*

Tony: They look good, kid. I'll wear them forever.

Peter: Nah, they're childish. It's fi-

Tony: *already holding his hand out* forever.

p.s - I like to imagine that Peter is part of the group that's allowed to hand Tony something but only sometimes.

powder mylo backstory!