I Genuinely Quote The ‘You Know, I Get It’ Speech On The Daily- I Feel Like This Is Becoming A Problem

Everytime I think about David Wymack and Kayleigh Day I become useless for roughly an hour

Every time I see Kevallison crumbs I start munching on the bars of my enclosure like a rabid beast… starting to think this isn’t healthy anymore

So many people are stressing over The Golden Raven coming out on Kevin’s birthday that I think it would just be funny for Nora to announce that the 22nd of February is also Jeremy’s birthday

Neil isn’t an unreliable narrator, he just fails to bring up details he doesn’t find important

I always find it kinda odd when in fanfic all the male Foxes go pro and all the female Foxes don’t, like let them all go pro they all gave up so much for this

Name one man in the All For the Game series that Kevin Day did not have homoerotic tension with I’ll wait

I love the idea of Kevin Day doing a reality show for PR reasons. Like imagine him on Big Brother. What about Strictly Come Dancing? Him on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here would change lives. The idea of him doing Masked Singer makes me laugh so much. And I’d pay to see him do Dancing on Ice, because I do not think he would be very good at all. Him doing Traitors would be so funny. Just imagine Kevin Day in the middle of a random British reality tv show please

“kerejean will become canon,” i scream as they drag me kicking and screaming to the psych ward

Neil and Andrew who? I only know Zari from Duolingo

Nora saying that Riko burned the number seven onto Andrew in a universe where Andrew becomes a Raven haunts me. What does it mean? Was it as a punishment for Riko catching Andrew smoking cigarettes? Was it just because of Andrew generally not cooperating? Where did he burn the number onto him? Because there is no way it could’ve been on the cheek where the perfect court tattoos are because that would a thousand percent cause an investigation into the Ravens. He must’ve burned it onto Andrew somewhere that was hidden by their gear. Maybe his back? Or possibly onto his wrists on top of his past self-harm scars? And don’t even get me started on the parallels between this and Neil being burned by a dashboard lighter by Lola and his dad’s men in the book.