I Just Want A Beautiful Hot Evil Woman That Would Care For Me Even If I Was A Broke Trash Racoon Am I

Mold x calico cats!

glad to see those spreading the truth

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

i say he gets freckles in the sun

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

I wanna share a theory about the silly blue haired scammer boi

So… I do believe he’s an Emanator of Aha! There’s proof of it too! So as some of you know Sampo doesn’t get a rating from the rating gun Herta has! Acheron and Jing Yuan don’t get one either and they’re Emanator's! The only thing to disprove this gun being able to spot Emanator's is the fact that Herta gets 4 points! We know Herta is an emanator! What I’m thinking is it’s rating her puppet and not Herta herself! Another thing I’ve noticed is that all the Emanator's we’ve seen have grey or white hair. This doesn’t count for Herta since she’s using a puppet and not her true self. Jing yuan has white hair, Acheron has grey streaks, phantylia‘s hair was even white at one point! Sampo has white tips on his hair. Another thing! WARNING FOR SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

In some leaks someone shared, Aha gets 6 lines in game… I feel like those lines could be long lines to confirm if sampo is an emanator or not! Yet something else I’ve noticed is that Sparkle when added into a team with sampo calls him The Fool. I think this could be a code name for emanator! Also how does Sampo know where we go all the time? Either he’s on a mission assigned by Aha where he has to watch the Trailblazers or maybe he wants to learn more about the Aeon they follow. Finally we know as a fact that we will get a five star sampo… he asked sparkle for his mask meaning he isn’t full powered! Anyway… there’s more but I’m almost at school so I’ll share it all when I’m back!

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

srry they can’t answer the phone they’re too busy making out 😔😔😔