Mr Sampo Wormski Because I Care Him

y’all ever think about how Aventurine and Sampo are perfect foils for each other o_o

bc i do

they’re both gamblers: high-risk, high-reward, life on the line, all or nothing type people -> but Aventurine will always choose the reward over his life and Sampo will always choose his life over the reward

they’re flashy and flamboyant to draw attention- Aventurine with his shiny clothing, Sampo with shoulder piece and sweeping movements -> but Sampo directs attention that he can flee from, and Aventurine makes himself a target

Sampo pretends to be meek when he knows he can get out of a situation, Aventurine pretends to be confident when he’s terrified a gamble will be his last

not to mention: the fandom has completely mischaracterized and watered down their complexities until these two very shady, very cunning characters are nothing more than hypersexual himbos

under all that armor

save a horse

so is nobody gonna talk about how this feels pretty foreshadow-y for the Aha!Sampo theorists

chicken wing boy🪽

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