I Say He Gets Freckles In The Sun

Y'all I completely i forgot that there is a whole ass group against Sampo, aka "Dark-Blue Scam Victims Association." It just reminded me how far Sampo has actually gone with his silly schemes. Bro got the whole Overworld against him. I dont know how tf he is surviving all that or getting away with it, but bro seriously deserves an applause on that istg.

They can never make me hate you, Sampo.

OMG OP THEYRE BEAUTIFULLL OMG

The five khaenriahn sinners - my headcanon designs because I’m always stuck thinking about them (left to right order —> rhinedottir “gold”, Vedrfolnir “the visionary”, rerir “rächer of solnari”, hroptatyr “the wise”, surtalogi “the foul”

We don't talk enough about how goddamn funny Tighnari is. That man is unphased by everything.

Cyno shows up at his doorstep with a small child who is traumatized, illiterate, terminally ill, and has an ancient god sealed away in her body, and asks him to help raise her, and Tighnari's only objection is that he doesn't know how to teach preschool level academics.

He eats a poisonous mushroom, passes out, and has a hallucination and just goes "damn that was crazy. Let me write it down for science."

The dudes in charge of the whole country repeatedly beg him to come work for them and he tells them to fuck off.

The second fatui harbinger, said to be as strong as a god, threatens him and he basically tells him to fuck off too.

The traveler gets possessed by god and then comes back to tell him that the sages are building a false god and he's like "Damn that's fucked up. Anyways I gotta go check on my patient."

Dehya and the Traveler basically say "Hey we are helping Cyno overthrow the government" and he's just like bet.

He get's struck by lightning and is just like "Oof. Anyways gotta go check on my patient, good luck fighting a god".

He finds an illegal sentient robot crab and just adopts it and tells the matra not to worry about it.

He passes out from heat exhaustion in the desert and is just like "Damn. I'll need to bring some sunscreen next time".

Finds out Cyno has a long lost brother/cousin and is just like "Cool. Why don't you come over for dinner, meet the family".

The craziest shit can happen to this man and he's just like "Allright why not. This might as well happen" and I love that about him

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I wanna put him in so many little 60s outfits

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

wishing a very happy birthday to my very favorite boy :D