I Have Deep Love For The Cat.

srry they can’t answer the phone they’re too busy making out 😔😔😔

redraw hehe

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

Isn't he just dreamy!!

jessica pineda

so is nobody gonna talk about how this feels pretty foreshadow-y for the Aha!Sampo theorists

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

if baizhu has 1000 fans i am one of them. if baizhu has 1 fan thats me. if baizhu has 0 fans i DIED.

anyway heres a baizhu art from a while ago 🐍

“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before