I Am About To Explode.

If capitano does become playable idk how idc why it can be the stupid dumbest reason around (i mean i hope its a good one cus they can potentially cook so hard with what they built up) all i need is

Sleepy idle

Sleepy idle

You cant tell me that after coming back to life with no soldiers in his head and heart he isnt gonna be the tsaritsas sleepiest soldier?! He SNORES, hes a CUDDLER. He fixes his schedule so the moment he is done work he can conk out.

I NEED him to be a sleepy guy for my own sanity. He can lean his head forward a bit, he can grumble a little bit and ask what the time was. He can start to sleep and no one notices until suddenly he wakes up and does a hmph. I dont care i just need him to be a little tired yknow

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

Sampard from aggie :3

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

relationship goals

please everyone draw more art of sunday getting doted on by the stellaron hunters it actually makes me wanna cry

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."