He’s Like That Weird Uncle That Won’t Stop Randomly Showing Up For Family Events Despite Cutting

This HAD to be on my blog.

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One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

A thought crossed my mind after delivering the second package in Sampo's event.

Just like, I find it so funny that Sampo one day just decided to be this little man who scams people here and there. You know, he must find his little adventures so funny, you can hear it in his voice that he absolutely loves playing this character.

I do wonder if Sampo before Belobog was any different, I'm so curious about his past >.<

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

shes pretty!

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny