Yesterday I Went To A Party And I Kissed This Girl And She Kept Trying To Give Me Her Linkedin And I

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

EVERY FRIEND GROUP HAS THE

PERSUASIVE WOMAN (HOT)

OLD-ASS MAN

TEAL-THEMED WARRIOR OF A BYGONE AGE TRYING TO LEAD A CALM AND NORMAL LIFE AWAY FROM THEIR PAST IDENTITY THOUGH CAN NEVER ESCAPE IT ENTIRELY

CLOWN (IN DENIAL)

BEAST OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN

BOMB TUPPERWARE

I don't know

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

He's saying what we've all been thinking

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

I love all kinds of fanart of Vash. I like it when he is depicted as a long limbed twink who is spindly and clumsy.

But I have a different kind of appreciation when he is drawn as the brick SHITHOUSE that he is. Like this man's shoulder should be wide enough to not fit through the damn doorframe. He is clumsy because he is so large and still wears an oversized coat to hide that fact.

He should need indicator lights and blare "beep-beep" when he turns around or moves backwards. He is a himbo in my mind comparable with Kronk.

Yes, ik he canonically isn't massively tall, hence he isn't crazy wide either, BUT in my head he is 7ft tall and nothing will sway me on that. So I will always greatly appreciate any art where he looks like a damn goliath.

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

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I wanna put him in so many little 60s outfits

found-family vacaction :D