THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

"they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

some tmnt sketchez i did today >3<

short comic based off that one post where sevika first meets silco by mistaking him for a butch lesbian (idk how the timelines work don't think too hard abt the ages lol)

there's something about this light cone that has been driving me wild and clown bonkers for a good while and its the fact that the animated version of this picture has different lines than the light cone description

and those lines, where sparkle is acting for sampo, makes him ask "where did you hide my mask?" to which she answers "what do you mean, sampo, isn't your mask right there on your face?"

which seems to be sparkle being silly but. this bears this assumption that while sparkle fully believes that she sees a mask on his face, sampo has a different mask entirely, which could, indeed, just literally be his human face. he asks for his mask because his real face IS this red mask we see here ala!aha's masks, which honestly just reminds me of The King in Yellow in the most chilling of ways

shampoo doodles but I really like the theory that the scythe he gave seele was originally his :>

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.