Russell T Davies Coming Back To Doctor Who Just To Tell Everyone That Trans People Can And Will Save

I still think “party poison’s nonbinary multixenoagender catboygirl shōnen clownpunk swag” is one of the greatest Danger Days related string of words I’ve ever constructed

It’s right up there with my concept of a BLi double-agent pornodroid / medical bot that reverse engineers your body’s microbiome from a tissue sample and gives you a UTI that explodes your kidneys

Life (my bitter rabbit plushies) imitates art I guess

kim taehyung as dril tweets ✰ layover edition inspired by @hopeinthebox | scans by @kpopscans

dogcoded characters where they're loyal because everything else has been taken from them and they're desperately clinging onto any sense of purpose or meaning they can grasp. dogcoded because they're willingly made into a pet doing tricks for the ones that own them and they're aware of it all and embrace it. dogcoded where they could be sent to the shelter at any time but feels like they never will, because they're a big strong dog who attacks just right, hurts the right people, and doesn't recoil when they're pet or punished. dogcoded where they obey because if they don't the world is dark and cold and empty. dogcoded where they're trained to move on command, to sniff out downfalls and cracks in strength and manipulate them with their nails, all for the ones they heel to. when will i stop talking

is this good omens

bts as pokemon trainers

this was definitely inspired by detective pikachu but also i love bts and pokemon so we’re here! these aren’t sprites of the actual boys (as one would point out) but i chose some that were super similar to the boys! without further ado and a read more cut, here we go!

seokjin

normal type gym leader

his team: eevee, chansey, audino, bewear, swablu, munchlax

team aesthetic: cute but deadly

his eevee is his pokepartner, wants to evolve it into a sylveon even though it’s a fairy type

mukbangs with munchlax

gym looks like a cute bakery WITH A BLOODBATH IN THE BACK

grooms his own eevee… his eevee has bangs

yoongi

dragon type gym leader

his team: flygon, garchomp, mega ampharos, altaria, haxorus, dragonite

the dragonite was a gift from gym leader!joon (”this is mangnanyong!”)

his ampharos is his pokepartner, the mareep it once was had stumbled into his little town as a kid

he wore a key stone around his neck as a necklace and the mareep had a mega stone

raised his whole team from babies, high friendship level with all of them

gym is a maze

hoseok

grass type leader

his team: sunflora, tsareena, roserade, jumpluff, bellossom, abomasnow

the bellossom dances with him

his gym has a lot of tall grass that is not allowed to be cut down

he likes to think his abomasnow is a wild card

a super nice gym leader and always is down for rematches if the pokemon trainer calls his pokénav

he gets energy from his pokemon since he, figuratively, the sun to his pokemon

namjoon

water type leader

his team: magikarp, kingler, greninja, slowking, lapras, milotic

king of CRABS

once wanted to become a pokemon professor (interned for prof oak, hence the kanto badges)

the magikarp he caught (before he broke his fishing rod) and he just wants a really cool gyrados ok

likes to make you rethink your life choices when he pulls out specific moves

likes to strategize his next moves

jimin

ice type gym leader

his team: alolan ninetails, delibird, glalie, cubchoo, avalugg, vanilluxe

HIS ALOLAN NINETAILS IS HIS PROUDEST BABY

used to be super into pokemon contests

his cubchoo currently holds the master rank ribbon in cuteness

his gym is like that ice maze in the sootopolis (gen 3)/mahogany (gen 2) gyms

can charm you and melt your heart even though his gym is literally freezing cold

taehyung

dark type trainer

his team: absol, mawile, houndoom, shiftry, tyranitar, hydreigon

his pokemon are actually the sweetest little things

his absol is very cuddly and his mawile always looks out for the others before itself

but in battle its completely different, theyre very strong and very evil

his gym is completely dark and you have to use flash in order to get through

if not you fall down holes

jungkook

fighting type gym leader

his team: hitmonchan, lucario, pangoro, poliwrath, medicham, mienshao

his pokemon all specialize in agility and evasiveness

essentially, theyre speedy and strong

helps jungkook pull pranks sometimes

he trains with his pokemon so theyre all as fit as him

the poliwrath was a gift from namjoon (his idol) and when he met him he was so starstruck that he wanted to become a gym leader too

I really hope army twt gets to see this

hi bts fans why does this man look so much like keith from voltron

visions

*Lance does something stupid/overdramatic*

Keith: I want a divorce.

Lance: We aren’t even married!

Keith: *mutters* we could be...

Lance: ...

Lance: WAIT WHAT

For some reason, the Emerald Witch Arc always came off as weird to me, plot-wise, compared to other arcs.

Yes, even compared to the more mundane arcs like Indian Butler and Public School arc.

For a while, I never knew why, I thought “oh maybe it’s just a me thing.”

Today, it has finally hit me. (Spoilers for anime only watchers who haven’t the read the manga)

This arc is literally the plot of a Scooby-Doo episode.

Like if you’ve seen at least one episode of Scooby Doo (let’s be real you have to be under a big fucking rock to not know what Scooby Doo is) you already know the big reveal of almost every episode.

“oh this monster was just a person in a costume”

“oh this ghost was just an animatronic”

“the curse that kills people is really poisonous gas”

Basically almost every single supernatural thing is revealed to be manmade and mundane at the end.

Like I’m thoroughly convinced that if you took the storyline of this arc and replace Ciel, Sebastian, and the servants with Shaggy, Scooby, & the Mystery Inc Gang (while maybe toning down the violence and graphic-ness of the arc) it would not be out of place as one of those Scooby-Doo direct-to-video films.

“Scooby-Doo and the Werewolves’ Curse.” I can see it now.