Full Round Of Applause To The Person Who Edited Wild Blue Yonder. Editing Is A Really Overlooked Part

objectively speaking that was a copout. a little fix-it fic loophole so Russel didn't have to get rid of his favorite guy again. and I recognize that. but seeing as he happens to also be my favorite guy, I don't think I care

It’s currently 10:30 pm rn and I feel liminal. Like that space where you aren’t really bored but don’t have anything to do, and it just feels like night? That’s where I am rn. I wanna talk with someone, preferably a stranger.

i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all

Angel and Demon

For some reason, the Emerald Witch Arc always came off as weird to me, plot-wise, compared to other arcs.

Yes, even compared to the more mundane arcs like Indian Butler and Public School arc.

For a while, I never knew why, I thought “oh maybe it’s just a me thing.”

Today, it has finally hit me. (Spoilers for anime only watchers who haven’t the read the manga)

This arc is literally the plot of a Scooby-Doo episode.

Like if you’ve seen at least one episode of Scooby Doo (let’s be real you have to be under a big fucking rock to not know what Scooby Doo is) you already know the big reveal of almost every episode.

“oh this monster was just a person in a costume”

“oh this ghost was just an animatronic”

“the curse that kills people is really poisonous gas”

Basically almost every single supernatural thing is revealed to be manmade and mundane at the end.

Like I’m thoroughly convinced that if you took the storyline of this arc and replace Ciel, Sebastian, and the servants with Shaggy, Scooby, & the Mystery Inc Gang (while maybe toning down the violence and graphic-ness of the arc) it would not be out of place as one of those Scooby-Doo direct-to-video films.

“Scooby-Doo and the Werewolves’ Curse.” I can see it now.

Hello,

You said that Aziraphale is obviously gay coded. Do you think Crowley is too?

I think Crowley is disaster coded.

bts as pokemon trainers

this was definitely inspired by detective pikachu but also i love bts and pokemon so we’re here! these aren’t sprites of the actual boys (as one would point out) but i chose some that were super similar to the boys! without further ado and a read more cut, here we go!

seokjin

normal type gym leader

his team: eevee, chansey, audino, bewear, swablu, munchlax

team aesthetic: cute but deadly

his eevee is his pokepartner, wants to evolve it into a sylveon even though it’s a fairy type

mukbangs with munchlax

gym looks like a cute bakery WITH A BLOODBATH IN THE BACK

grooms his own eevee… his eevee has bangs

yoongi

dragon type gym leader

his team: flygon, garchomp, mega ampharos, altaria, haxorus, dragonite

the dragonite was a gift from gym leader!joon (”this is mangnanyong!”)

his ampharos is his pokepartner, the mareep it once was had stumbled into his little town as a kid

he wore a key stone around his neck as a necklace and the mareep had a mega stone

raised his whole team from babies, high friendship level with all of them

gym is a maze

hoseok

grass type leader

his team: sunflora, tsareena, roserade, jumpluff, bellossom, abomasnow

the bellossom dances with him

his gym has a lot of tall grass that is not allowed to be cut down

he likes to think his abomasnow is a wild card

a super nice gym leader and always is down for rematches if the pokemon trainer calls his pokénav

he gets energy from his pokemon since he, figuratively, the sun to his pokemon

namjoon

water type leader

his team: magikarp, kingler, greninja, slowking, lapras, milotic

king of CRABS

once wanted to become a pokemon professor (interned for prof oak, hence the kanto badges)

the magikarp he caught (before he broke his fishing rod) and he just wants a really cool gyrados ok

likes to make you rethink your life choices when he pulls out specific moves

likes to strategize his next moves

jimin

ice type gym leader

his team: alolan ninetails, delibird, glalie, cubchoo, avalugg, vanilluxe

HIS ALOLAN NINETAILS IS HIS PROUDEST BABY

used to be super into pokemon contests

his cubchoo currently holds the master rank ribbon in cuteness

his gym is like that ice maze in the sootopolis (gen 3)/mahogany (gen 2) gyms

can charm you and melt your heart even though his gym is literally freezing cold

taehyung

dark type trainer

his team: absol, mawile, houndoom, shiftry, tyranitar, hydreigon

his pokemon are actually the sweetest little things

his absol is very cuddly and his mawile always looks out for the others before itself

but in battle its completely different, theyre very strong and very evil

his gym is completely dark and you have to use flash in order to get through

if not you fall down holes

jungkook

fighting type gym leader

his team: hitmonchan, lucario, pangoro, poliwrath, medicham, mienshao

his pokemon all specialize in agility and evasiveness

essentially, theyre speedy and strong

helps jungkook pull pranks sometimes

he trains with his pokemon so theyre all as fit as him

the poliwrath was a gift from namjoon (his idol) and when he met him he was so starstruck that he wanted to become a gym leader too

Ok but can we please talk about how groundbreaking it is for THE 60th anniversary episode to be SO trans positive- like yes, it was a little heavy-handed in places in the way that cis writers write trans dialogue and think about gender, but in considering how the climate is *especially* in the uk rn, for Doctor Who to go, no actually- trans rights, acceptance and love/support?? To normalise trans people as normal people and that a trans woman is INTEGRAL and FOREFRONT to the narrative and saves the day on prime time television on the longest running drama AND highly awaited episode?? It's massive.

What do you think sub!BTS kinks are (sexual/non sexual)

IVE BEEN WAITING For this ask!!!!!

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Sub!Bts kinks

Sexual/non sexual

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Jin(non sexual): I would describe a non-sexual kink as a fetish or preference. I think Jin is attracted to elegant figures, whether the person is bigger or smaller in size. I also think he likes those that wear fancier clothing, basically people who look expensive. Something that makes him interested is someone with a commanding and confident aura. He likes people who seem to command the air that they walk through.

Jin(sexual): Sexually, sub! Jin definitely likes to be choked. There is loads of evidence pointing to this exact fact, your honor. I hope everyone has seen those clips of Jin having things shoved down his throat, and him exclaiming that he thoroughly enjoys the constricting feeling. So lightly choking him, or face-fucking him is a go to. I think he also likes run of the mill BDSM, with blindfolds and ties. Nothing too serious though, just something light. I don’t think Jin wants you to take it easy on him. He likes tough sex, rather than rough. Tough sex forces him to just take what he can get and enjoy it. He doesn’t like the intensity on soft mode. Jin has a degrading kink as well. He likes to hear his partners call him a “slimy slut” or a “desperate whore”. It makes him feel weird but horny. Jin also likes being bratty. He has an untamable mouth.

Yoongi(non sexual): Yoongi is attracted to people that are similar to him in style I think. He likes people who dress comfortably with bucket hats and beanies. That would definitely catch his eye. He also likes people who are more upbeat as well. He is very attracted to softer facial features, and perfectly pitched voices make his heart go pitter-patter. He also has a preference for those that are taller than him.

Yoongi(sexual): Sub!Yoongi doesn’t want someone who is completely sadistic. I think he appreciates doms who can treat him like some kind of baby. He likes being controlled, but in a caring way. Also, he likes name calling in bed- but the good kind. Kitten, Good boy,- those are his go- tos. Yoongi also likes eating people out, and giving fingering. If his partner is afab, he will love eating their pussy. It’s his favorite thing to do. I also think he is a rope bunny. Agust D tells us this, this is how we know! He also like sensory deprivation, such as hearing deprivation and sight deprivation. He also likes mouth gags, but clothing mouth gags, like underwear. I also feel like Yoongi likes vibrators, but I feel like he doesn’t have a thing for ass play. He could possibly like pegging, but I think he doesn’t prefer plugs. He is not a pain slut in my opinion, and prefers the rough sex rather than slapping, punching, and so on. Also, for the most apart he is a “pillow princess.” He likes being taken care of in bed too, rather than doing much work.

Hobi(non sexual): I feel like Hobi is attracted to toned muscles and bodies. I think he is attracted to strong legs for some reason , and nice, lean figures. I also think Hobi has a preference for short bobs on women. He likes tight clothing on anyone to be honest, basically form fitting clothing. And I think he likes those who have caring tendencies.

Hobi(sexual): Hobi is actually a pain slut. I can see him being into CBT, but mainly CBT. He wants you to step on his dick and balls, because he likes the reaction it provokes from himself. I think he also has a tendency to cry during intense sex, but because it feels so good. Don’t even be afraid if you hear him sobbing, it’s because he loves the scene and he loves you. Hobi doesn’t like to be tied up though. I feel like that genuinely scares him. Also, blindfolds- he could wear them but only on special occasions. I feel like those things make him nervous. He wants to see everything but also have enough control to stop you immediately if anything occurs that he wouldn’t be able to handle. He’s in love with you covering his mouth when he gets way too loud. He hates being messy so cum play is a no no. Something is telling me that he lowkey likes a boob-job from time to time. Body worship and sensual massages are a yes!

Namjoon(non sexual): Joonie is attracted to shorter people. However I feel like he has a complex where he wants a dominant shorter partner. He wants to be “tamed”, so to speak. So he likes when his partner treats him as if he cannot do anything for himself. He wants them to lead him around, because he will follow.

Namjoon(sexual): I’ve expressed many times that I feel like Joon is a soft sub. However he is the soft sub that hard doms love to fuck with. He secretly likes it rough. He wants you to degrade him and call him names because it makes his stomach tingle and he doesn’t understand it. He likes to beg, or rather when you make him beg for everything he wants. Even though Joon is quite big, he likes being manhandled. He likes when you treat him bad, and just act super slutty with him. He can’t get enough of sloppy kisses where you’re moaning into his mouth whilst he just sits there and takes it. He also likes when you cockwarm him and tell him not to touch you, or just ride him all day long. He also likes when you hit it from behind, pulling his hair and telling him how whorey he is for enjoying it. Also I just know that the man is absolutely PACKING. Make fun of his horse sized dick. SOMNOPHILIA. Wake him up with a blowjob and once he realizes what you’re doing he will cum on the very spot,

Jimin(non-sexual): Jimin likes those that are exactly like himself. Flirtatious. If you can beat him in flirting, you have won his heart. Jimin likes taller, more dominant looking people. He likes someone who looks like they can destroy him in bed. Those kinds of people attract him. Also tongues. Seeing people’s tongues really makes his mind wander.

Jimin(sexual): Jimin likes it absolutely ROUGH. He likes when you’re ramming into him, over and over and making him cum 100 times. He likes it even more when you’re riding him and choking him and slapping him( ahem, my fic for reference). Also Jimin is SUPER bratty. He will love to challenge you. Roughly fuck his mouth, shove your fingers down his throat. Jimin has different eras though. For some reason after a concert, he is looking for the most toe curling, eye rolling, fuck, even though you would expect him to be tired. And in the mornings, he appreciates soft sex. Not to many titles, just him and you. Also did someone say (mommy/ daddy) kink????? Loves giving oral btw. Oral king I may say. Also likes getting spanked. Likes sloppy kisses that leave him gasping for air.

Taehyung(non sexual): ok. Taehyung is very beautiful. So he likes ethereal looking people himself. Sub!Tae is literally looking for someone who babies him and calls him cute. Someone who would literally push his head in their boobs whilst hugging him(Idk Im just imagining this.) he likes those real mommy looking people. He likes the hourglass figures, huge tits, and fat ass types methinks. He likes it when people wear platforms or high heels, and also people who have a sense of humor, but that’s not a kink lol. Something tells me he is attracted to feet……I didn’t want to say it but I had too.

Taehyung( sexual): Tae likes pet play actually. I think he likes leashes and collars and ears. I think he thinks of it as an escape really, rather than “oh it’s a sex thing.” He likes being led around by his leash and being treated as if he has no coherent thoughts. Taehyung is also PACKING, but I think he’s sensitive in that spot, so pretty much anything you inflict onto him is gonna make him cum pretty quick. He doesn’t like rough sex. He doesn’t like tough sex. He is a really soft sub, he doesn’t like when you degrade him either. He has a praise kink. Like a really big one. He will do anything to hear “good boy.” He also likes hands and fingers being shoved in every hole he has. He likes your fingers in his mouth. He also like foot jobs…………. Once again. I didn’t want to say it but I had to. Afab: he is also in love with pussy, he likes fingering you, eating you out, humping it, or when you sit on his face. He will go to town on it omg. He sees it as more of a reward when you give him access to it. Something tells me he had a recording kink? I don’t know what that is exactly called, but he likes when you record him looking the way he looks when getting fucked. He actually watches them back when he jerks off. 

Jungkook(nonsexual): OMG. Tattoos, piercings, lots of black and dark. Goths, sexy goths. He is in love with a sexy goth person. The tattoos really turn him on. Also long nails. Jungkook likes tongue piercings. He is SUPER attracted to them. Also attracted to people who have caring tendencies. Attracted to people who really take lots of care of him.

Jungkook(sexual): service top. Service top. LOVES SERVICE TOPPING. literally he can’t get enough of fucking you. He wants you to fuck him until his thighs shake and he’s literally gasping for you to stop. Jungkook likes bondage. But he likes leather bondage. The pretty kind. He likes getting spanked too. Omg his moans are so pretty and cute. Jungkook also likes overstimulation. He likes when you hold him down and make him cum 108 times. (Ahem, my fic) he also likes punishments. I think he is one of the members deeply in love with BDSM. He loves the blindfolds, handcuffs, whips, all of that. I keep hearing other people say he likes CNC, or being fake coerced into sex but I cannot see him being into that. I think he also is bratty, but in a really slick way where he makes these little remarks. Jk is also a big flirt, but so subtly. Everything he does turns you on because he has this thing where out of no where he will tell you that no one has ever made him feel like that. He also likes when you tie him up and punish him :) actually one of his favorite ways to be punished. I don’t think he likes somnophilia because of how he doesn’t likes to be bothered whilst sleeping. A big fan of body worship too, mostly worshiping his dick and balls lol. Also his abs and v line. And thighs. Atp everything in that region.

Hunter wearing cute wolf pajamas! 🐺