'you Were Asleep/unconscious/comatose' Prompts

There definitely were strings attached to this; Eve was confident in that. Chocolates... out of nowhere? It was not a holiday, birthday, or anniversary. Her eyes surveyed the bag; it was both the brand and flavor she loved. This definitely was not something he offhandedly found somewhere for a discount; there was thought behind this. That concerned her.

Before she could throw out any theories, he was already beginning to threaten to retract the offer. "No, I'll have them!" She said impulsively because god dammit that was her favorite kind of chocolates. "But I need to know I'm not suddenly an alibi for something or you need me to fix public property." There were a dozen other possibilities of what could be attached to this sudden nice gesture, but those two were the biggest headaches she could think og.

@atomevc asked from x meme! "Why are you being nice?

"that offends me, y'know? like i can't buy you some chocolates that i know you like without coming off as suspicious. buuuut, if you're really not wanting these delicious treats, i guess i'll eat them all by myself," rex was already starting to take one out of the bag once he ripped into it, unwrapping it just to see what she would do.

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I'll be out starting Wednesday and will return on April 1st! If there are boops when I return, that is all I'll be doing that day.

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girlhood

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❝ we need to put an end to this ❞ (from mark grayson / omni-invincible)

PROMPTS FOR SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES

"I'm glad we're on the same page for once." Eve quipped, still her defenses stayed up and she fully planned to continue to fight despite his words. She first sent a few blasts of energy his way in attempt to weekend him, or at the very least keep him busy for a moment.

In the time she had to take a heavy breath, she formed a shield around herself, her in the center of a pink transparent sphere. "Hope you don't mind my...precautions." Eve was already trying to plan her next move just in case, possibly having to get a bit more creative in her attacks back and maybe dump him in some water?

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“what on earth is that thing?”

PROMPTS FOR THE ONE WHO QUESTIONS EVERYTHING

"It's not obvious...?" Eve hesitantly asked. If she needed a blunt opinion, Rex was the one to go to. Currently she was trying to push her powers further, make more complex objects from simple things. Things that could function was the goal, but so far it was a rough time.

"I was trying to make a hair dryer." Instead it looked like some sci-fi gun mixed with a landline telephone. In her eyes, she could clearly see what parts of it looked like a hair dryer, but now the longer she looked at it after Rex's comment, she could see it definitely did not look like that.

She let out a groan then, her head meeting her hands. "How can I have these powers but not visualize what a hair dryer looks like?" Not that she ever planned on using one in a fight, but it was the thought that counted. What if she had to make something complex on short notice? What then if she can't make every day items to begin with?

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PROMPTS FOR SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES *  assorted dialogue for eerie situations, adjust as necessary 👻

where have you been? i've been looking all over for you.

where did you find that?

that wasn't here before.

that's it! i'm leaving!

i came back for you.

do you do this often?

if you didn't do it, who did?

i think we're being watched.

did that painting just move?

the locals say this place is haunted.

follow me, and stay quiet.

we need to get to the bottom of this.

something weird is going on.

i don't like the look of this.

this is the last time i listen to you.

i think you should see this.

there's no service in here.

where did it go? it was right here five seconds ago.

did you hear that?

this place is cursed.

they say someone died in here.

i'm not staying here another second.

do you smell something?

get in here! now!

we're supposed to be the only ones here.

those were footsteps.

someone else is here.

last one out's a rotten egg!

who made that noise?

i don't believe in that stuff.

the light's not working.

my battery is dead.

we should split up.

it's too late!

you came back for me?

is that blood?

no way. i'm not doing this alone.

we need to stick together.

hello? is anyone here?

i'm getting out of here!

the locals don't like this place.

looks like we're stuck here for the night.

that place looks creepy.

i don't like the look of this place.

who made that noise?

i don't believe in ghosts.

i'm getting the hell away from this place.

do you get the feeling we're being watched?

that's impossible.

i'm not going into the creepy basement alone.

what is wrong with you?

hurry! get inside!

there's no such thing as coincidences.

i'm not going first. you go.

any volunteers?

not sure we're supposed to be here.

come on! it'll be fun!

remind me never to come with you.

the door's locked! we're trapped!

hide! in here!

no way. i'll stay right here.

you keep watch.

i can't take another second of this.

are you thinking what i'm thinking?

when did this happen?

it's getting dark. we should camp here for the night.

i've heard stories about this place.

i'm not sticking around to find out.

this is bad. this is very bad.

i thought i lost you!

we need to put an end to this.

do you believe in ghosts?

we shouldn't have come here.

let's try the back door!

oh great. a creepy basement.

you go first.

this was your idea.

i don't want to die!

don't be such a scaredy cat.

where does this door lead?

come out, come out, wherever you are!

how did i let you drag me into this?

remind me never to come back.

that was quick thinking.

so that's it?

nothing's going to happen! trust me!

i can't believe you talked me into this.

you owe me big time.

they told me to stay away.

this isn't what i signed up for.

you never told me this would happen.

trust me. i'll get us out.

i think we're stuck.

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Caring & Reassuring Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences from various sources for muses that care for each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How can I help you if you won't let me?"

"There was plenty wrong with your father, but there's nothing wrong with you."

"I know you wanted to fix this, but some things can't be fixed."

"There are things for all of us that not even all the time in the world would be able to erase."

"Everything's going to be okay. I'm not going anywhere."

"There's no such thing as getting used to what you experienced."

"I don't know you that well, but you seem like a really good person."

"Look, I'm here to help you. It's going to be a lot harder to do with a combative attitude."

"Just go outside and enjoy yourself, and forget about all this nonsense. I want you to leave it all to me."

"Trust me, I know what it's like to lose someone. To feel like life is playing a cosmic trick on you."

"You are stronger than the world. You are stronger than anything that can threaten you."

"I've done terrible things too."

"Bullies are insecure - that's why they bully. Always remember that."

"Are you really alright, or 'not ready to talk about it' alright?"

"There is no magic cure for guilt, except for forgiveness."

"It's your life. If there's something about it you don't like, you can change it."

"You have tried for so long to be who everyone wants you to be - who you thought you ought to be. Why not be who you are instead?"

"Look, if there's anything you need to get off your chest, I'm not much help, but I also don't judge."

"It's okay to be confused. We spend most of our lives confused. It's rare to really figure anything out."

"Everyone has something to hide, but I won't say anything you don't want me to."

"It's human to make mistakes, and part of you is human."

"There are things you can't control. There are battles you lose."

"When you're with me, you don't have to lie about anything."

"There are no mistakes, just choices."

"Don't feel like talking today?"

"You have nothing to be sorry about."

"Stop it. You never have to apologise to me."

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you are beautiful to me: body worship

NSFW! MDNI!

how did i get so lucky?

thank you for gracing me with your body.

i could look at you all day.

your beauty never, ever scared me.

your breasts / chest are/is so gorgeous.

i could breathe in your scent for the rest of my life.

you've got the prettiest tits i've ever seen.

let me show you how much i love your cock / pussy.

your ass fits perfectly in my hands.

these were made for me.

that neck is just waiting for me to suck on it.

your hips are so grabbable.

run your pretty fingers through my hair and pull it like you mean it.

am i really that pretty to you?

i'll show you new ways to worship me.

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A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary

i was so shit at that.

i don't know what the hell is going on.

you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.

i'm under a lot of stress.

are you going to explain yourself?

this isn't fair.

there's a peep hole.

what am i gonna do with that?

i wish that was a joke.

was it that bad?

have you tried it?

it could take a few months.

there's something inside this.

i'm good at this! i'm very good.

can you argue with me though?

you look fabulous.

do you chase people?

we'll come back to that later.

was that wrong?

i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.

say it. we're all adults here.

whisper it to me.

that's enough!

god, i almost believed you.

look at me!

listen, i don't care about that.

we are lovers.

where's the cheese grater?

live your truth. if you like it, you like it.

i don't feel good saying this.

would you like some dessert?

i didn't say it was going to be funny.

this is amazing.

the least i could do was rob him.

they're all pieces of shit.

i make this look good.

how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?

how dare you.

this has been a weird week for me.

i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.

i find it religiously insensitive.

let's never speak of it again.

are you married?

maybe you and i could hang out sometime.

i didn't realize you had a degree.

can i play a saxophone? no.

there's a dignity in total failure.

you look happy.

i am happy any day that i'm with you.

i just feel like we've got so much in common.

what life choices brought you here?

we're creatures of habit, aren't we?

would you like some champagne?

so... i've set it on fire.

when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.

he needs to smile more.

that's my favorite bee gees song.

i'm in quite a lot of pain.

am i missing something?

here we are!

what's your favorite swear word?

not today, satan.

you're doing so well today!

this is where the magic doesn't happen.

smells nice in here!

nice to know i'll never find love.

i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.

shall we hold hands?

neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?

it's in your pocket!

don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.

i don't mean to be rude.

do you feel any sense of shame?

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) S04E14 | The One With Joey's Dirty Day

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