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2016 may have been a generally shit year but at least the anime was lit.

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DOESN’T HATE POST. PLEASE READ THE WHOLE POST

Dear Shallura and Kallura shipers:

-My NOTP is Shallura

-My NOTP is Kallura

BUT

I will not say nothing disgusting against that ships. I will not say nothing against you.I use this ships of example for the only reason that they are my NOTP. Not for other reason. This ships doesn’t like me but the fact doesn’t like me or other people not means that ships are gross or disgusting.

You are right to love that ships. You have to draw/write/reblog/etc to contribute to these ships. Shows your love

And that’s is for whole fandom

-Love your OTPs and make stuff of they

-Dislike your NOTPs and doesn’t search stuff of they

-DOESN’T make a hate posts/message to your NOTPs or the persons who ships it

-DOESN’T tag a post with a tag if this tag is doesn’t correlated

-You CAN argue with someone that have anothers ships with RESPECT AND LOGICAL REASONS. NOT HATE

-You CAN make a post of why you doesn’t like this or that character/ships/etc. IF YOU MAKE IT WHIT RESPECT, LOGICAL AND ZERO HATE AND TAG THAT POST WITH “ANTI-X” NOT JUST WHIT “X”

Please, reblog if you are agree with the anti-hate to make a beautiful and peaceful fandom

has anyone done this yet???

reference from here 

(also imagine them a little older cause i was a little to lazy to create older designs)

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Based on this tweet

I posted this 4 months ago and I couldn’t find so I’m re-posting it so y'all can see my sin.

Things/People Steven “Will Hug Anything” Universe has attempted to befriend (in no particular order)

Literal monster who tried to kill him and his family (who later turned out to be a severely disfigured civilian conscript with severe ptsd and brain damage, but all he knew at the time was that she spat acid and attacked his family)

sentient plant life (that also tried to kill his family and ended up practicing ritual sacrifice)

Onion

Angsty/apathetic teen who wants nothing to do with him

overworked IT consultant turned mad scientist (who tried to kill him simply because he was there)

woman who stole the entire ocean, broke his dad’s leg, and tried to drown both him and his best friend

angry rock with really great eyeliner who lives in the ocean and formed an army of monsters for the express purpose of killing him

geoweapon made of semisentient corpses

rock with anger issues who wants to rip his gem out and bring it to her boss as a trophy

that racist uncle you see every year at thanksgiving and have to make small talk with

his mom’s ex-girlfriend

former groupie who let his dad crash on her couch

two lesbians in a trench coat

a heel wrestler with a fursona

many large and colorful moms

a military extremist with weapons for hands

literally everyone in Beach City

girl with Book and Sword

additional angry rocks

various monsters

evil breakfast

his alt-timeline selves

an actual, literal lion

probably more that im forgetting

I love this show

bon bon the birthday clown: a summary

Marco: FUCK star I need u to go to the dance with me or else my /fUCKIng/ teeth with fall out

Star: ight

Janna: AYO BITCH WERE BRING A CLOWN BACK FROM THE DEAD

Star: lit. sry marco can't do the dance tonight good luck with ur teeth

Marco: ITS ALL GUCCI JACKIE JUST ASKED ME TO THE DANCE

Jackie: hi

Star: sweg

LATER:

Marco: cologne is good

Janna: *is there*

Cologne: *on Marco's ass*

Marco's ass: *smacked*

Dick: out

Star: we need shit for our seance

Marco: I don't care

Doorbell: *ring*

Marco: FUCK

Star: Janna lets answer dis bitch

Janna: k

Door: *is answered*

Jackie: suh dude

Star: ocean

Jackie: thanks

Marco: hi jackie *is hot*

Star: take me now

Janna: flashlight

Jackie: u look good @marco

Marco: A+

Janna: smell his butt

Star: *hoe side activate*

LATER:

Star: yo hold up I'm jealous now

Janna: shut up

Glossaryck: meat noses

MEANWHILE:

Marco: I'm nervous and it's painfully obvious

Jackie: dances suck lets go on a real date

Marco: nice

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: still jelly

AT THE PARK:

Marco: put all this stuff in ur cocoa

Jackie: this taste like shit

Marco: I hate myself

Jackie: ur so cute when u laugh at urself

Marco: thanks??

Jackie: lets skateboard here take a helmet I was storing in my ass

Marco: gross lets do it

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: glossaryck I'm tryna lurk

Glossaryck: hoe don't do it

Star: *lurks*

Glossaryck: oh my god

Star: fuck they're bonding lemme just

Skateboard: *breaks*

Star: there we go

AT THE PARK:

Jackie and Marco: *kiss*

Blood moon: sweaty:)

Marco: hey star is probably dying rn lets go

AT THE SEANCE:

Ludo: sup bitch

Star: why

Ludo: give book

Star and Ludo: *fight*

Jackie and marco: *show up*

Star: *fucks up*

Spell book: *is stolen*

Jarco: *canon*

Starco tears: *out*

i THINK EARTH IS A PreTTY GREAT PLACE