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What you do is ignor it and go on and continue the conversation as normal as possible

This is a very serious question about male fart protocol

Seriously, what are you supposed to do as a guy when another guy farts in front of you?  I was talking with a cis male coworker last night - he’s great about referring to me as a guy and I feel like he really sees me as male…  and thus felt free to release a cloud of anal mustard gas in my presence.  He just fuckin rips ass while we’re talking and doesn’t acknowledge it at all?

I was truly at a loss, my friends.This dude was downright brazen with his flatulence…  Every female I’ve ever met would, upon farting in front of a coworker, blush and giggle and apologize profusely while retreating to safety.  Other females in the vicinity pretends to be disgusted while laughing hysterically.  

How am I, as a man, supposed to respond to this? Do I acknowledge it?  Do I say “good one” in my deepest voice and give him a manly, playful shove? Was Is supposed to fart back? Does it turn into some sort of alpha male fart-battle?  Do we light the fart on fire? Do I give him a congratulatory slap on the ass? Honestly what was I supposed to do I do here?  Im genuinely so perplexed, help a confused brother out? 

REBLOG TO SAVE THEIR MARRIAGE

Things/People Steven “Will Hug Anything” Universe has attempted to befriend (in no particular order)

Literal monster who tried to kill him and his family (who later turned out to be a severely disfigured civilian conscript with severe ptsd and brain damage, but all he knew at the time was that she spat acid and attacked his family)

sentient plant life (that also tried to kill his family and ended up practicing ritual sacrifice)

Onion

Angsty/apathetic teen who wants nothing to do with him

overworked IT consultant turned mad scientist (who tried to kill him simply because he was there)

woman who stole the entire ocean, broke his dad’s leg, and tried to drown both him and his best friend

angry rock with really great eyeliner who lives in the ocean and formed an army of monsters for the express purpose of killing him

geoweapon made of semisentient corpses

rock with anger issues who wants to rip his gem out and bring it to her boss as a trophy

that racist uncle you see every year at thanksgiving and have to make small talk with

his mom’s ex-girlfriend

former groupie who let his dad crash on her couch

two lesbians in a trench coat

a heel wrestler with a fursona

many large and colorful moms

a military extremist with weapons for hands

literally everyone in Beach City

girl with Book and Sword

additional angry rocks

various monsters

evil breakfast

his alt-timeline selves

an actual, literal lion

probably more that im forgetting

I love this show

When You Accidentally Get Involved In A Shipping War

A while ago an anti told me that only straight people ship Allurance. As a bisexual multishipper who likes Allurance, I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you’re LGBT+ and you like Allurance (whether it’s your otp or not!) or other “straight ships” like Plance!

Mikasa: Fuck Annie!! Armin: I’M TRYING!!! Eren: What??!! Mikasa: What?! Armin: … What?

(via callmemarle)

When someone mentions my OTP

Reblog if you ship Blacksun

Let’s see how many people like this ship.