Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever

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Ciel: Sebastian, I need your help.

Sebastian: With what, shorty?

Ciel: I’m not short!

Sebastian: Then what do you need?

Ciel: …

Sebastian: You can’t reach the cereal on the top shelf, can you?

Ciel: Shut the hell up and hand me the damn box.

What is this magic you speak of

y'all know that you can defend your ship without bashing other peoples ships, right?

Asuma: when a girl changes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend zoned

Kakashi: or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

Kurenai: two different types of people

Thinking about that soulmate au where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other’s, I can’t stop thinking how useful it could be for a battle couple.

Like, there’s danger and let’s say Person A manages to discreetly write a warning, so Person B is at the ready to give support. Maybe, by the time they’re together they’ve even developed a code word or key sentences that mean that everything’s going to shit and to state just how fucked up the situation is. Of course, those sentences are something only they would say or famous quotes of movies and books that have little or nothing to do with the present situation.

And it goes without saying that, more often than not, one of them is a dramatic shit that uses the ones that mean the most serious of dangers to get the other to rush home just because they couldn’t open a jar.

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BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What you do is ignor it and go on and continue the conversation as normal as possible

This is a very serious question about male fart protocol

Seriously, what are you supposed to do as a guy when another guy farts in front of you?  I was talking with a cis male coworker last night - he’s great about referring to me as a guy and I feel like he really sees me as male…  and thus felt free to release a cloud of anal mustard gas in my presence.  He just fuckin rips ass while we’re talking and doesn’t acknowledge it at all?

I was truly at a loss, my friends.This dude was downright brazen with his flatulence…  Every female I’ve ever met would, upon farting in front of a coworker, blush and giggle and apologize profusely while retreating to safety.  Other females in the vicinity pretends to be disgusted while laughing hysterically.  

How am I, as a man, supposed to respond to this? Do I acknowledge it?  Do I say “good one” in my deepest voice and give him a manly, playful shove? Was Is supposed to fart back? Does it turn into some sort of alpha male fart-battle?  Do we light the fart on fire? Do I give him a congratulatory slap on the ass? Honestly what was I supposed to do I do here?  Im genuinely so perplexed, help a confused brother out? 

I know this post is old as fuck but I saw ur

Reblog if you ship Blacksun

Let’s see how many people like this ship.

Being a Multishipper while still trying to put your heart on which ship you actually want to be canon