My Bravest Knighttt... Come Hither ..... Mmmwah !! Ok You Are Dismissed

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

women are really hot. did you guys know this

fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

rotting in your bed all by yourself, beautiful?

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved