Dont Joke About Murder I Was Murdered Once And It Offends Me

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

there's nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it's normal it happens all the time

they call me vague as hell the way i. well…..um. You know